The Predator Visits a Japanese Corporation’s Offices

Submitted by: squrlz4ever 2 weeks ago in Entertainment Misc
Not sure I'd want to share an elevator with this guy.

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That's cool.
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Male 613
Where can I get a costume.  Really cool!
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Female 6,818
I'll.. um.... be in my bunk.
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Male 10,070
melcervini I was wondering if the receptionist's reaction was simply nervous laughter or arousal.
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Male 1,049
This the new IAB mod to strike fear in the hearts of the dregs on these boards. 
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Male 10,070
Mr_Pedo_Bear Mr. Pedo Bear! Holy smokes, it's been... three years? ~checks~ No, four years! And here you are. Welcome back.
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Male 1,049
squrlz4ever why yes its everyone's favourite forgotten meme. Im here to chew bubble gum and kick *censored* and im all out of gum. 

https://g.co/kgs/dxLbqc
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Male 10,070
Mr_Pedo_Bear "Guess who's back... guess who's back... guess who's back...."  :)
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Male 9,621
I'm gussing he charges more than a strip-a-gram cop?
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Male 46,093
Lol.
Every time it opens the mouth wide it looks like a vajaja and I LOL.
You see it too
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Male 1,961
Gerry1of1 Don't tell me that's why you prefer men.
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Male 10,070
Gerry1of1 Pretty sure he could swallow a squirrel whole with that thing.
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Male 46,093
squrlz4ever   You're pretty vicious yourself

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Male 10,070
Gerry1of1 Hey. (A) That isn't me. (B) Tell me you've never had a piece of fried chicken.
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Male 3,051
squrlz4ever Even I don't eat raw chicken.
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Male 4,118
Gerry1of1 how many vajajas have you seen? You know they don't have teeth right?
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robthelurker LordJim If they don't have teeth why are they called "beavers" ?

That's just logic right there
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Male 9,621
Gerry1of1 Beaver isn't much used over here, I guess the trend for shaving may have contributed.

Pussy, yes but they also have teeth.
Snatch, no teeth implication but a distict suggestion of threat.
Cunt, well that's complicated and needs it's own post but still kinda brutal.
Fanny? Seriously, you just lost your chance of a shag.
Poon/pontang. Fuck off, you horrible old man.
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Male 1,049
LordJim showing your age. Young dont use them.
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Male 9,621
Mr_Pedo_Bear I defer to your knowledge of the young.
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Male 10,070
LordJim My noun of choice: puss. Or, if being playful: puss-puss

"The Tale of Fluffy the Squirrel and the Puss-Puss." Available at fine bookstores everywhere.
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Male 9,621
squrlz4ever Along with 50 Shades Of Grey Squirrel?

Oh, please. No pictures.
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Male 9,621
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Male 195
LordJim It says to sign in to confirm my age, and I don't want to find out I'm too old.
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Male 46,093
LordJim Based on the topic we're on I am afraid to click on that link.
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Male 9,621
Gerry1of1 It's pretty tongue in cheek. If that's not too disturbing a thought.
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Male 10,070
LordJim ~Squlz is too scared to click link~
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Male 9,621
squrlz4ever It's a fairly mild clip and the movie is a classic of the 80's vagina dentata genre.
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Male 10,070
LordJim  O.O  "Fairly mild?!" That was about the most disturbing video clip I've seen in awhile. ~shudder~
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Male 1,049
LordJim Gerry1of1 robthelurker He's not the first guy to notice the resemblance
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Male 550
New motivational coach?
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