Below the video you'll find a sampling of some of the responding quips.
Uber Eats finally got the location right. It's tough texting without thumbs.— Karen Petronis (@klpbirds) January 2, 2019
He'll be hungry again in an hour.— Darrell San (@Darrell_San) January 2, 2019
His first choice was the hot-and-sour soup, but that was too messy to eat up a tree...— Mark Frankel (@Mark_this) January 3, 2019
i can hear his little arteries hardening— DiogenesVeritas (@robod305) January 3, 2019
a true New York squirrel would have a drawer full of duck sauce packets.— S (@vidiot_) January 3, 2019
Pizza Rat has been upstaged by Eggroll Squirrel!!— Beth Figuls (@bethfiguls) January 3, 2019