Progressive Holiday Songs

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 1 month ago in Funny
Politically-correct Christmas carols, just in time for the holidays.

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Male 9,631
That was good.
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Male 9,692
That was a great submission.  Funny to boot!
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Male 2,277
That was highly original! Some really quality stuff there, eh?
Oh Holy Night (at the end of the video) is a really great song and they (he) totally butcher it! Lolz!! Yay!

Suggestions for future lambasting:
Good legally elected gender neutral person Wencheslas...
I saw mommy or daddy kissing Santa which is totally ok because they have an open marriage...
Little drummer person! (ok I really hate that song, lolz! It's just terrible)
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Male 46,107
gohikineko   I agree, stupid boring song.

Pa rumpa pum pum !
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Male 9,631
Gerry1of1 

Yeah, crap present.

"So, time for the baby's presents what do we have?"
"I bring gold."
"Cool, always welcome."
"I bring fankincense."
"Oh, nice. That's expensive stuff."
"Myrrh is mine."
"OK, a bit gloomy but also expensive. Thanks."
"Pa rumpa pum pum."
"What?"
"Pa rumpa pum pum."
"That's it?"
"Um... the frankincense was from both of us."
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Male 46,107
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Male 9,631
Gerry1of1 I'm sure we have all given drum kits to the children of relatives we don't like.
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Male 46,107
LordJim   Hmmmm.   I got a drum set as a kid.

It was from Santa.... I don't think he liked the neighbors
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Male 10,079
gohikineko Your second entry here ("I saw mommy or daddy kissing Santa which is totally ok because they have an open marriage...") was my first out-loud laugh of the day, Gohiki. Thanks for that!  :)
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Male 146
Still a Bob Rivers fan. I was going to post the chipmunk roasting song but I didn't want to freak out squirlz :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK3QJP78mog
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Male 124
drwhowho Love his stuff! I have all the Christmas Albums he put out!
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