“Not Going to a Party” Song

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 3 weeks ago in Entertainment Funny
For everyone who wants to stay in New Year's Eve.

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Me and the wife had dinner (breakfast?) at midnight at a waffle house. Great decision, no muse or fuss. And we tipped the waitress $20.19 cause we're just kind of cheesy. 
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Male 625
Don't exactly know why I liked this........but I did. 
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Male 10,079
I found this very cute. Good post. Thanks, Gerry.
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Male 9,631
This season I was involuntarally sober (Insob?). Christmas morning I had just finished my second cup of tea, stood up to take cup back to the kitchen and (I have no idea how) got tangled in my own feet, pitched forward and land full force hitting the sharp edge of a packing case exactly in the kidney. Briefly blacked out, woke up in pain.

Had to cancel my first Christmas dinner with my SO because I was vomitting regularly. Alcohol was out of the question. My mate drove me to hospital on Wednesday when it wasn't stopping, couldn't get food down, barely able to walk. The doc said "Yeah, you have bruised your kidney, these are the symptoms." He gave me Prochlorperazine Maleate to stop the nausea. Worked really well. Booked me in for a scan. ( Seen within 90 minutes of calling, not a penny to pay. Go NHS!)

Bailed on the New Year party (just a dozen old friends) because I would have been poor company; drinking lime and soda and occassionally saying "Ouch".
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Male 46,107
LordJim  I was involuntarily sober Christmas as well. Had the flu, head in the toilet
vomiting.  The good news is I lost weight Christmas day.
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Male 13,505
I went to bed at 9pm and woke up at 7
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Male 9,631
monkwarrior Ten hours? Is that healthy? I tend to go to bed between 10 and 11. Always wake up at six - as have for thirty-some years of work, but now I can look at the clock, say "Fuck off, six o'clock." curl up and go back to sleep for an hour.  Wake at 0700, look out the window. If it's dreich I'll have another hour.
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Male 13,505
LordJim I was pretty tired
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Male 9,631
monkwarrior Aye, well. If you need it take it. No-one ever did harm while sleeping.
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Male 46,107
LordJim  " No-one ever did harm while sleeping. "
             Oh really?
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Male 9,631
Gerry1of1 Oh, aye. You can suffer while asleep but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95gu6758320

All the best, mate.
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Male 2,799
I'm not going to a party, no one invited me, and mine are sooooo boring that even I would not go to one.
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Male 46,107
casaledana   I went to Walmart. Just got back.  I needed celery for my split pea soup I'm making tomorrow.  That's my new year's eve sorted
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Male 9,631
Gerry1of1 Gerry, if you have access to gammon I have a hell of a gammon and lentil soup recipe. 
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Male 46,107
LordJim It's not a common item in the grocery stores here.
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Male 920
Gerry1of1 just look for it in the back... it's probably on the bar... BWAAAA-hahahaha!!! 

p.s. sometimes I hate myself.  
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Male 46,107
skeeter01   ?   I don't get it.
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Male 920
Gerry1of1 backgammon joke... 
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Male 46,107
skeeter01     Oh
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Male 920
Gerry1of1 I know, right?  It's the Dad in me - sometimes I just can't help myself.
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Male 46,107
skeeter01 s'okay. My first dorky thought was the actor James Gammon

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