Fire Extinguisher In Mouth

Submitted by: daegog 1 month ago in Misc
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Male 46,097
Squrlz seems to be missing.   Off on another mushroom bender I suppose

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Male 2,345
Gerry1of1 The last thing he told us before he signed off was that he was packing for a long drive. He could be gone for a while.
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Male 46,097
semichisam01 Oh... "packing for a long drive"... got it.

That means he's doing his court ordered service . 

That may or may not be true but he's not here to deny it 
so that's good enough for me.
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Male 2,345
Gerry1of1 "That means he's doing his court ordered service."
It's a bum rap. She was asking for it!

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Male 10,075
semichisam01 Gerry1of1 Just happened across this. You guys crack me up. (I'm back.)
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Male 7,520
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Male 46,097
...................  Slow couple of days at IAB ................
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Male 9,692
Gerry1of1 We are all pretty busy.  Tons of content submitted, just no one approving it.
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Male 7,520
Gerry1of1 well then just OPEN FORUM THIS MOFO!!!

Here is a comparison that all my gamer folks will understand.

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daegog 2 gtx 970s in SLI here. I seriously need to rebuild my tower but those two cards with a 8 core CPU overclocked at 4.5ghz...I mean, it hasn't let me down yet. 
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Male 7,520
skypirate ok well if you happen to like RTS games (or just free stuff) Company of Heroes 2 is free right now until dec 10 on steam

https://store.steampowered.com/app/231430/Company_of_Heroes_2/
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daegog Thanks for the heads up. And ya, I love RTS games...the amount of hours I have wasted in red alert 2...
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daegog   Frames Per Second.  Don't have to be a gamer

Might as well make this an OPEN FORUM as they aren't posting anything else
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Male 1,213
Absolute lunacy.
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Male 9,692
 Dumbass
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normalfreak2 Don't you mean 'fire retarded'? 
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Male 46,097
skypirate   There is no fire in his mouth
so perhaps he needs a Fire Distinguisher
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Male 46,097
skypirate  That's a burning question.   I will 'Like' that on Tinder
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Gerry1of1 Hell ya! playing puns with gerry! 

Naw, man I'd say it's more a suppression statement. 
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Male 46,097
skypirate   I wood like to have nice sideBurns like that
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Gerry1of1 more powder to ya my man. 
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Male 46,097
skypirate    "powder"s a stretch.
For fire puns we're not gonna top these guys


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Gerry1of1 Most fire extinguishers are powder and then they get mixed with gas and that's what you see coming out of the hose. Check out halon, illegal to manufacture (at least in the states) today cause I guess if you took breath of it, it's like smoking a few hundred cigarettes all at once. So super bad for your health but damn it if that can't put out fires right quick and in a hurry. That use to be the go to for server rooms back in the day. 

Well, I guess I need to make a joke here. 
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
'I want you inside me'
What did the slice of bread say to the toaster? 
'now that's hot'    
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skypirate       He's Bread, Jim !!!!

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