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By: Daniel Lee
From: CBS News 15
A 54-year old Eau Claire, Wisconsin farmer is recovering in hospital with serious injuries after he tried to get a calf at his dairy farm to suck on it.
The incident happened earlier this week and involved the farmer, Frank Williamson, and a calf at his farm. Paramedics were called to the farm by his distraught wife after he told her to dial 911.
"On arrival, they were shocked to find that the male victim had his penis completely severed," said one ambulance spokesman. "When asked what had happened, he initially claimed he'd injured himself on some farm machinery, but then his wife revealed that he had a habit of putting his penis into the mouths of calves at the farm."