The World’s First Oral Sex Robot Has Been Created By Analyzing Hundreds Of Hours Of Porn

Submitted by: trimble 1 month ago in Tech


An excerpt from The Sun: They say the device for men, yet to be patented, learns a user’s desires then moves accordingly.

It has ten speeds available, including "the full stroke", "fast edge", and "top & bottom stroke" and gives a “quieter experience that won’t alert people to your activities".

The development of the sex toy involved the work of PhD robotics engineers and artificial intelligence scientists.

Autoblow's team used machine-learning to analyze almost six days of porn to discover the real-life movements that occur during oral sex.
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So the advertisement is after analyzing thousands of hours of pornos we can now give them to you the worst blow job  in history.

Sex scenes in pornos are set up to be visual not enjoyable.

This is the same logic as learning karate from watching The Karate Kid movies
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Male 683
Would make the drive home after work a little better.
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Male 7,329
First thing that popped into my mind when I saw this one

https://youtu.be/NBLZ2PBJHjg?t=22
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Female 6,716
daegog lol
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Male 1,166
This looks pretty good, I'd give it a go.
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Female 1,446
I can see a potential malfunction....Gonna make for an interesting E.R. story someday.....
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Male 10,144
Saw the original concept and beta testing in this movie
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Male 45,690
Equal time!
There should be a machine for women

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Male 9,505
Gerry1of1 LOL. Is that what Belle saw in him?
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Male 283
betcha $5 the thing just chews your dick right off
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Male 2,868
tisk I'll let you know because I bought one.
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Male 9,505
scheckydamon Oh, we most definitely need a review from you on this gadget, Shecky.  :)  I can hardly wait.
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Male 2,868
squrlz4ever Expected delivery is May. I don't know if I can hold out that long. It will sure get a test for durability.
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Male 9,505
scheckydamon LOL! I can hardly wait for a report. Does your wife know? Or will this be a package you'll be quietly intercepting before it even gets on the front porch?
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Male 2,868
squrlz4ever After 36 years the only things going down in this house are the new roof tomorrow and my blood pressure when I get my knee fixed. Although May might be a party! Nudge Nudge Wink Wink.
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Male 189
tisk Maybe if it was Banksy device it would
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Male 189
does it have a voice option that say's "i'm tired not tonight? 

does it have a safety feature when the batteries run out that it doesnt keep on your dick mid sucking
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Male 2,868
tinfoilhatsociety No the whole idea with robots is they have to do what you say within the limits of the three laws of robotics. The way I see it, a BJ doesn't even come close.
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Male 9,645
I think we found our next Nobel Peace prize winner!
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Female 6,716
and gives a “quieter experience that won’t alert people to your activities".   

I get this part, but shouldn't there be an option for 'loud gagging noises'? ;D
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melcervini No one will work out what you are doing... I mean there is this huge white box on the crotch, but hey :)
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Male 2,868
melcervini I'm not THAT big!
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Male 9,505
melcervini Gerry, I think someone just won the internets here.
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Male 45,690
squrlz4ever If you think so give him a prize. The Golden Nut or
SqurlzNutz prize

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Female 6,716
squrlz4ever If they watched 100's of hours of porn and DIDN'T have that feature, their research is bollocks :D
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Male 45,690
$ 2 5 0 !  No way, to pricey

Just grab the peanut butter jar and whistle for the dog.

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Male 2,868
Gerry1of1 $139 unless you wait until it's full retail.
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Male 189
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Male 2,868
tinfoilhatsociety Hey Hey Hey. That's my meme.
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Male 9,645
Gerry1of1 ewwwwwwwwwww

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