Reasons Not To Have Sex

Submitted by: LordJim 4 weeks ago in Funny


Jimmy Carr, so you know what to expect.
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Male 45,617
Reason not to have sex.... if he tells you

" it's only a cold sore "
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Male 2,185
Now headache is an affection which affords infinite resources to a woman. This malady, which is the easiest of all to feign, for it is destitute of any apparent symptom, merely obliges her to say: "I have a headache." A woman trifles with you and there is no one in the world who can contradict her skull.

HONORÉ DE BALZAC, Physiology of Marriage

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Male 178
Number one reason not to have sex for me is being asexual
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Male 45,617
I love Jimmy Carr, he's always funny.
He manages to make me laugh at things I don't think are funny.
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6,907
That's a lot of pedophilia, and rape jokes. That can get him banned from the United Kingdom unless he converts to  Muslim    XD
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