Man Cops To Having Sex At Least 4 Times With A Mini Horse Named Jackie G.

Submitted by: daegog 2 months ago in News & Politics

Apparently Florida got tired of election news and has gone back to normal.

An excerpt from ABC 7 News: A 21-year-old man from central Florida admitted to having sex with a relative's miniature horse when he was seen engaged in the act in a pasture, authorities say.

The Marion County Sheriff's Office took 21-year-old Nicholas Anthony Sardo into custody on Monday in connection with the acts that allegedly took place in October.

According to the sheriff's office, a witness came forward and reported seeing Sardo engaged in the sexual act in a pasture with a male miniature horse named Jackie G., who belongs to one of the suspect's relatives.

The witness confronted Sardo about what happened and he admitted to the act, the sheriff's office said. Sardo also allegedly admitted to a detective about what happened, adding that he had sex with Jackie G. at least four times in a week.
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was it homosexual zoophilia, or normal zoophilia ?
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Male 230
They're trying at least 
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Male 6,329
Maybe he identifies as a horse. If so, then this is perfectly appropriate...right?
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Male 2,345
broizfam "Maybe he identifies as a horse. If so, then this is perfectly appropriate...right?"
Only if he identifies as a horse's ass.
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Male 6,329
semichisam01 You've started my day with a smile. Thank you!
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Male 700
What a bunch of horse poo. No way that guy is 21.
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Male 46,097
yelloow12   Well spotted, he's not Foaling you.
He probably wishes he had hit the Hay instead of Horsing around.
Or he could have taken a Colt shower. What a nightMare for him.
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Male 700
Gerry1of1 I was going to try and respond with a cool horse pun myself, but you manely got them all.
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Male 46,097
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Male 46,097
Right out of the Gate I want to say that guy must have been un-Stable!
He needs to Reign in those urges a Bit.
I'm sure he doesn't date much, he's no Stud, but he should stop Stalling
and Hoof it down to a therapist to fix those unBridled urges.
Now he's Saddled with a prison record.

Hay, what can I say, I love puns.
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Male 46,097
Given what we all know about horses endowments,
that horse had to turn and look back at that white boy and ask

 "Is it in yet ?"

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Male 7,520
When I see this sort of thing, I wonder are we creating a more hardened (no pun intended) criminal?

I mean, what kind of life can this degenerate horse fucker ever have after he gets out of jail?  Who in the hell is ever gonna hire him?  Seems to me that he almost HAS to be a career criminal at this point.  

That said, I have no good answers, clearly we can't let this guy go around buggering horses without punishment.
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daegog 
I don't know if bestiality gets one on the sex offenders list, and if it does, at what level.
There are many jobs and work environments ex horse fuckers can be eligible for - if one has half a brain, but I'm guessing that if one is banging horses, one is short on grey matter.
Hope that poor horse don't get HIV or the clap - no guessing where else that guy has been putting his thang.
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Male 7,520
captkangaroo Lets make you a job recruiter for a second, how on earth are you gonna sell this horse fucker to a potential client?

Well yes, he has sodomized horses but he also knows microsoft windows!
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Male 2,793
daegog   How do we know that he sodomized the horse?  Ewwwww
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Male 10,075
daegog LOL! And he's very punctual. I mean, you want a punctual horse-fucker, he's your guy.
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daegog he can get a job with the breeder as a inseminator
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Male 3,052
dm2754 See what Gerry said above. Is it in yet?
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7,050
The important thing is did the horse wink at him? 
Does this fall under the category of gay rights? Does the man identify as a horse? If he does then it's just gay sex.
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dm2754 Hmm but does this mean you need to add another B to LGBTIQ?
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Male 2,345
There has to be something more interesting going on in Florida. C'mon, he was just horsing around. #metoohorny
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Male 10,075
Can you blame him? Jackie's "Neigh Neigh" was irresistible.
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