Kate Beckinsale Is The Latest To Put "Liquefied Cloned Foreskins" On Her Face

Submitted by: daegog 1 month ago in Weird


A penis facial that smells like sperm? The price of a youth appearance is pretty steep these days.

An excerpt from the New York Post: What’s the best way to refresh after a long flight? Tucking in for a so-called “penis facial,” if you’re Kate Beckinsale.

The dewy-skinned actress is just the latest Hollywood star to test out the EGF facial: a supposedly powerful anti-aging treatment that involves a serum derived from “Korean baby foreskins.”

Designed by aesthetician-to-the-stars Georgia Louise, the $650 experience involves a peel and microneedling, followed by a proprietary penis-infused serum.

In a now-deleted post on Instagram, Beckinsale described her first time trying EGF as “amazing,” with a cheeky note about getting pampered after a plane trip: “After a long flight I do like to lie down and be covered in a mask of liquefied cloned foreskins — frankly who doesn’t?”

Georgia Louise shared the 45-year-old actresses’ glowy post-facial selfie, inviting a handful of negative comments.

“How vain do you have to be to do this kind of s - - t?” one user wrote.

“Kate is, has always been, and probably always will be gorgeous,” another said, before adding a significant caveat. “However, the thought of kissing anyone’s face that has the foreskins of babies rubbed all over it is unpalatable.”
There are 23 comments:
Female 5,289
This is disgusting.
This gross bitch is foul and this practice is abhorrent.
Would men consider slathering their faces in a cream made from babies removed clitoris? 
One would hope not.....
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Male 9,625
For some reason I thought she was brighter than this. 
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Male 3,052
LordJim Now who's smarter. A cutie pie that likes to spewed upon with a foreskin-semen goo or the guys willing to supply said facial? I call evens.
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Male 46,097
Anyone want to give her a pearl necklace as well?
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Male 46,097
Why twitter this? No need to get cocky, bragging about it
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Female 1,453
Korean baby’s foreskins?? I suppose they have to get the foreskins from somewhere...Foreskins don’t grow on trees...
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Male 7,614
pinkminx22  no but they do grow from nuts
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Female 1,453
thezigrat I thought foreskins grew from the tip? 
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Male 6,329
pinkminx22 From just below the tip.
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Male 7,614
Has no foreskin
Would a 4 foot tentacle do?
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Female 6,818
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Male 7,614
What is the diffrence between a Rabbi and a Priest
A Rabbi not only gets a straight salery they also get to keep tips
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Male 7,614
thezigrat  guess my joke moilly wounded some ones sense of humor
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Male 5,341
thezigrat I once worked in the circumcision ward at a hospital. The pay wasn't great but I got to keep all the tips.
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Male 9,625
trimble Had them made up into a wallet. If you stroked it turned into a brief-case.
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Male 682
I give a discount for the facials I do.  Leaves the ladies glowing.
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Female 6,818
I bet this kind smells/tastes better. ;)

Beaverfever
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Male 3,052
melcervini "I just love the way you men peel your Parsnips!"
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7,050
That seems like a ridiculous amount of trouble to go through.
Sure there's dozens of guys willing to  smck her in the face with thier dicks or free
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Male 2,468
dm2754 and the line starts  right behind me... 
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Male 3,052
dm2754 Amen brother.
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Male 6,329
Keep your foreskins (mine's long gone). I want a Kate Beckinsale facial.
Waiting with my tongue out.
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Male 3,052
“After a long flight I do like to lie down and be covered in a mask of liquefied cloned foreskins — frankly who doesn’t?”  Kate honey, as someone who had a foreskin crisis, per my parents decision, I am willing to make the great sacrifice and apply a non-foreskin facial for free anytime you would like one. Not just after a long flight. Call me!
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