How To Prevent Drunks Bros From Pissing All Over Your House After The Bars Close

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 1 month ago in Funny


Motion detector speakers and water.
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Male 2,868
I guess the home owners never heard of a locked gate.
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Female 6,716
They're nicer than I would have been.. water AND a few well-placed car batteries :D  Hit 'em again, Endo!
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melcervini Love endo, dude makes some funny shirts. 
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Male 13,429
that was good thinking.  Someone should maybe up it and set up water centuries along the eaves, with real head targeting and built in target cams to record.
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Male 7,329
Brilliant idea, I hope they patent it.
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Male 2,758
I can feel for these guys, but I would like to see a contraption that actually soaks the person like they just took a shower, now that would be funny.
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Male 18,342
The french have invented a metal shield that reflects all pee off the building and back onto the person peeing.
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Female 1,716
My grandparents live in a college town, between the beach and a main street filled with bars where all the college kids go to drink and peeing is the least of their neighborhood problems. There's also fights, screaming, vomit, and sex around last call. This guy could sell his contraption and make lots of money.
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