Deplorable Mom Tells Twitter Her Son Will Never Date Women Because Of The #MeToo Movement

Submitted by: fancylad 2 months ago in Funny


Who wants to tell her the real reason? (BlueStarNavyMom3 has since deleted her Twitter account.)
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Male 4,069
That guy is setting my gaydar off - mebbe he's easing in to telling mama the news.
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Female 9,781
If a guy is afraid to date a woman because he is afraid of a sexual allegation, then he is the problem. 
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Male 13,270
Quick follow up.

Dude himself has set up a Twitter countering his mom and saying he absolutely believes women and supports the metoo movement.

Also, for those questioning his sexuality, his profile picture is him in tight pink pants and a fedora, he describes himself as a "cat dad", and his banner image is literally a rainbow. So to all those thinking he might be gay, no, obviously not.
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Male 21,778
I bet he loves South Pacific.
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Female 6,692
fancylad "I'm gonna wash that man-pudding out of my hair!"
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Male 354
it's been 25 years since I was at Great lakes but I don't remember the ability to be #1 in Boot Camp.  A School sure, but not boot camp. 
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Male 9,619
Outrage over nothing, typical.
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Male 18,342
Imagine the peer pressure that lad will be under the first time he gets shore leave in Asia.
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Male 2,341
Draculya he wont mind picking up a ladyboy. 
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Male 1,861
Um, it doesn't say he "never dates women" it says (quite clearly) he doesn't go on "Solo dates". With women, I presume eh? Thus a double or group date is still possible, yes?

And others have said similar things and had the howling mobs scoff at them, even though it's a fact: go on a date with a woman and there's a chance she will decide, perhaps years from then, you 'raped' her and press charges. Look at "Mattress Girl" and that was before the #MeToo thing started...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mattress_Performance_(Carry_That_Weight)
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Male 13,270
gohikineko Dude. Come on. When I was in my late teens / early twenties I would have gone on "solo dates" with women even if there was a 40% chance they'd rip my head off post coitus a la a Preying Mantis.  

BTW the link you provided says nothing of "Mattress Girl" having lied or fabricated anything. It simply says there was never any evidence to justify an action. There isn't any evidence of me smoking pot in high school either. That doesn't mean it didn't happen and it doesn't mean it wasn't illegal. 
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Male 1,861
holygod Of course we did back then, but it's a scary new world now isn't it? :/

And of course the Wiki doesn't tell the entire story: it's just a sample. This woman kept dating him and texting & stuff for weeks and months, then he dumped her entirely. After that she decided she'd been raped and tried to get the University to expel him (since the cops wouldn't charge him). Which they did, he eventually won the lawsuit but still...

It isn't that she 'lied' it's just that her accusations had absolutely nothing to support them, and his defense was far more believable. Also she's clearly a fruitcake, a true freakshow :/ yet he got expelled and had to fight for his rights for years...
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Male 158
gohikineko "Of course we did back then, but it's a scary new world now isn't it? :/"

Yup. Makes me glad for my wife and that I'm not in the dating pool right now. Screw that mess. Tinder and all that crap, he-said she-said, nope nope nope. Glad I can nope the hell out of all that crap.

Hell the stuff I pulled as a young guy in the UK in the late 80's and 90's .. lets just say I doubt I'll ever run for public office ....
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Male 13,270
He looks gayer in that outfit than the village people.
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Male 18,342
holygod it's basically the gay equivalent of a french maid's costume.
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Male 13,270
She has deleted her twitter account. So unfortunate. I'm sure she had a wealth of knowledge and experience that the world could have truly benefited from. 
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Male 13,270
He looks like he likes sea men.
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Male 6,320
holygod ...and lots of it - THEM...I meant "lots of them"!
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Male 10,128
holygod There’s a reason some men and many women like submarines....
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Male 7,263
Any Navy folks here?  How do you graduate #1 in bootcamp?

Either you get out or you don't in the USAF.  I mean I guess you could go by the tests or something.
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Male 354
daegog just seeing this.  Yes I found that strange too.  It's been 25 years since I was in boot camp but I don't think being #1 is even a thing.  That said, the Navy is much different today than it was in the early 90s. 
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Male 877
daegog I imagine Navy folks don't wear boots what with their close proximity to water and docks/piers and all of that.  My guess is that they call it Docksiders Camp, or maybe Flip-Flop Camp... but that's just a guess. 
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Male 18,342
daegog it's the Navy, so salad cream is probably involved
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Female 6,692
daegog In the Marines you can be "honor graduate" and that's from coming out on top above the others in knowledge, performance, and balls.  You get a rank bump and a free set of Dress Blues if you get HG.  (I did not lol, but I picked up Pfc out of bootcamp)
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Male 7,263
melcervini In the Airforce, if you were an honor grad you got a ribbon, now if you had enough college level education credits, you could get out with 2 stripes as I recall.
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Male 2,170
Tell your mom you love her. Never tell her anything else.
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Male 9,481
"Hey, thaylor!"  :)
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Male 758
squrlz4ever @fancylad  So just because a man is enlisted in the Navy and has one cheesy pic, you automatically label him as gay?  Classy.
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Male 9,481
jclv Oh, c'mon. Lighten up, Francis.
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Male 13,270
jclv LOL. Dude, it is one thing to have a goofy pic, but you pair that with "not dating women"? Come on.
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Female 6,692
jclv for THAT pic?  yup LOL
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Male 45,594
Pound Him Too



sorry, not my type
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