UN Diplomats Laugh At Trump's Hilarious Standup Routine

Submitted by: holygod 2 months ago in News & Politics


Say what you will about our *shudder* president, but at least he's funny.
There are 38 comments:
Male 2,170
Trump is holding a press conference right now. He is raving, incoherent, making up lies on the fly, and then making up new lies that contradict the previous lies. He is interrupting reporters and not allowing them to finish their questions before he starts to answer the questions he's hearing in his head. No one is laughing now.
1
Reply
Male 114
semichisam01 I especially like the part about the Chinese interfering with the election because they are afraid of his big brain. He's got to be punking us. Nobody is that paranoid or narcissistic.
1
Reply
Male 13,270
drwhowho First of all, he didn't say "big brain". He said "very, very large a'brain".
0
Reply
Male 1,864
semichisam01 " He is raving, incoherent, making up lies on the fly" That's redundant. You already said he's holding a press conference. 
0
Reply
Male 2,170
marsii "That's redundant. You already said he's holding a press conference."
I've been yellow-carded for excessive prolixity.
1
Reply
Male 572
2
Reply
Male 779
It's too bad all the wonderful things Obama did for the economy had to kick in after Trump was elected huh?
0
Reply
Male 13,270
Shelworth It is shocking to me that you can be this willfully ignorant.
1
Reply
Male 9,619
Shelworth




Yup all Trump right?  The one point people like you forget is sustainability.  I hope this is sustainable but being I'm not fool when it comes to economics I don't see how this is sustainable.  Debt is out of control, not enough income coming back into the Government coffers to cover said debt, the student loan bubble and the home Mortgage bubbles are going to pop when it does welcome to a recession that may be worse than the last one.
0
Reply
Male 13,270
normalfreak2 it doesn't matter how many times you tell them. They can't understand simple math.
1
Reply
Male 190
Shelworth Is this supposed to be sarcasm? Have you any idea what Obama walked into and what was done to avoid financial ruin?

https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2018/jul/27/fact-checking-donald-trumps-points-about-economy/
0
Reply
Male 9,619
Still waiting for that promised $3,000-$4,000 a year pay raise The Trump Tax cuts promised.......
0
Reply
Male 5,271
normalfreak2 I received mine. 
0
Reply
Male 9,619
trimble If you count the tax cut I got then yea I'm getting about 5k.  My job didn't give me a raise.
0
Reply
Male 5,271
normalfreak2 That's between you and your employer.
0
Reply
Male 2,755
This was nothing more than nervous laughter as they see their sugar daddy getting ready to throw them out of the free apartment. Who cares what these people think or do. Half of them run their countries with an iron fist, and keep there people in poverty, hold food aid and starve them or just gun them down. Iraq had never seen an elected government before we invaded, Iran is ruled by a religious junta, the Arabian peninsula is ruled by hereditary kings. Half of the African continent is ruled by tinpot dictators, as is the South American continent. 
  These are the people that you give some kind of creadense to becaused they laughed at Trump.
Good luck with that.
-2
Reply
Male 13,270
casaledana ʌ This is what life inside the bubble looks like folks. It is fucking scary.
2
Reply
Male 1,864
casaledana You need to share your drugs. Either you are getting too many or I am not getting enough. 
0
Reply
Male 877
I think I’ve figured out how to resolve this problem.  All we need to do is get faux news and other right-wing outlets to report that seatbelts are a deep-state conspiracy.  All the idiots will believe it, stop using them, and in a few years we’ll have drastically fewer morons voting.
1
Reply
Male 2,219
He's a blow hard with a huge ego, but I still like him.
-2
Reply
Male 1,864
chicagojay Says more about you than him.
1
Reply
Male 13,270
chicagojay I'm guessing only because he has an "R" next to his name. I would imagine if he was a Democrat you would fucking HATE him.
2
Reply
Male 5,685
holygod Technically he is a Democrat in sheep's clothing...
4
Reply
Male 45,594
Tomorrow he'll tell us that he received the longest standing ovation in the history of the U.N. 
4
Reply
Male 397
0
Reply
Male 1,447
I've been listening to the full speech (link). Here's the transcript for those who have an allergic reaction to Trump's voice.
Trump uses a lot of big words... what the hell does 'principled realism' mean?

Origin: Trump
noun
def. America’s policy of principled realism
1. means that we will not be held hostage to old dogmas, discredited ideologies, and so-called experts who have been proven wrong, over the years, time and time again.

See, Hoover institute's Strategica Issue 45 for analysis
1
Reply
Male 5,685
mikesex The top reply is the best.  I bet that user gets a ban from Trump's Twitter page:

2
Reply
Male 7,263
I have no doubts that he believes every word he said.

Its not realistic or grounded in any reality outside of his head, but he does believe it.
2
Reply
Male 9,313
daegog I doubt he even remembers what he has said once his mouth stops moving.
0
Reply
Male 1,246
The man is so delusional. He seems to be expecting the same reaction as he gets at one of his rallies lol
1
Reply
Male 9,481
I am genuinely puzzled as to what's going on in Trump's mind with this clip. It almost seems as if there's a glint of actual self-awareness going on here. "I guess I was laying it on a little too thick?" Is that what he's thinking?
3
Reply
Male 13,270
squrlz4ever What he's thinking is, oh shit, that's right, I'm not talking to a bunch of hill people from Alabama that will guzzle up anything I say to raucous applause.
1
Reply
Male 21,778
holygod Yeah, he probably has a thing where after he says something incredulous, he pauses for an applause break because that's how it routinely plays out at his rallies. It seems like that's what he did here and he forgot who his audience was.
5
Reply
Male 9,481
holygod That seems about right, actually. Thanks.
2
Reply
Male 9,313
Pretty sure he promised in his campaign that people would stop laughing at America. He's probably the most laughed at president in history.

"I get the biggest laughs, folks. Like no other president, wherever I go they're laughing. So much laughing."
1
Reply
Male 13,270
LordJim Pretty good, but there's no way he wouldn't use "huge" in that quote. 

"I get the biggest laughs, huge, big league, large, I mean large folks. Like no other president, huge, wherever I go they're laughing. Ok? So much laughing. You better believe it. Believe it."

I think he uses repetitive synonyms because his target demo has such a limited vocabulary. He's hoping they'll get at least one.

Yep. We're an international punchline again. Awesome.

What can I say, "covfefe" is one of our "fake acquisitions".
1
Reply
Male 21,778
It's telling that even he can't sell it without laughing anymore. He finds it hilarious that he's tricked 35 to 38 percent of America.
2
Reply