Open Forum Friday: Brought To You By Kung Fu Hustle

Submitted by: kalron 5 months ago in Entertainment Funny


*Apparently those without a pop-up block are getting hit with a spam so I deleted the embedded link.  Here is a substitute scene from the film.  Sorry folks :( *

This is possibly one of my favorite films of all time.  This is the English dubbed version.  Personally I prefer the original Cantonese with subtitles.  If you enjoy it, seek out the original.

Happy Friday Bitches!  Who's in the running for super-amazing breakfast this weekend?
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This one is for you gerry. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZx3AuwCh0s

carmen electra, carmen electra, carmen electra
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Male 6,337
kids in the hall - mad with power https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17rrnRRHDM
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Male 7,516
The Top image is Bostons Subway control room. The Bottom is NYC subway control room
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Male 46,093
HAPPY SUNDAY !

So what are you up to today? Church? Brunch with elegant friends?

I'm going to Walmart!  Whoopie!
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Female 6,818
Gerry1of1 Wally World!  I have grandbaby watch today, so I'm going to take the 4 year old to the range and get her shooting LOL jk (at least another year or more ;) )  We're going to the park until it rains again then paperdolls!
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holygod   You said it.
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Male 13,425
Gerry1of1 Posted an animated gif from my phone. I guess we can't do that.
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Male 10,070
Gerry1of1 First time I've seen HG at a loss for words.
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Male 6,337
holygod damn right
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Male 2,240
Not to not drive your car:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzJSaeJ3sHs&

Thought I'd check it out (it's from April) and 10 minutes later I was still watching :-) Can't recall seeing any of these in other wreck compilations.
In many places? Dash-cams are mandatory. Should be a standard feature these days...
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gohikineko Videos like this make you never wanna drive again, i can't watch too many.


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daegog Curse you! I had to read that three times to get it. D'oh!
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daegog I disagree with this..............................
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kalron damn thats alot of dots
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Male 2,345
rumham "damn thats alot of dots"
                ...from the Dot Matrix...
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daegog okay. why. 
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Male 7,516
bill_watson Well, i for one could never recall army force structures, just thought I would share it in a simple infopic.  I suppose its not for everyone heh.
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Male 2,240
daegog I always get Battalion and Brigade confused :/ Ba comes first, then Br...
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Male 1,961
daegog I liked it.
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Male 3,051
daegog Thanks for the post. As a Coastie we didn’t have that many of us to start with. But I had a friend that was a full Bird and always wondered about the numbers he talked about. Again, thanks for the post.
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daegog 
I found it interesting. I've wondered about how command was organized. Thank you.
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Male 5,887
Morning!  Breakfast and Saturday Morning Cartoons!

Today we have a Tomato, Onion and Cheese Omelet with a Smashed Potato, topped with Avocado and Sour Cream.  A dash of Black Salt and Pepper...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...



More fucking rain though...at least it's been light so far.  My poor basement has had enough for one year.
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kalron   I love tomato and onion omelets.   I thought I invented it, though.
I was a fry cook at SAMBO's restaurant and was hungry and put it together.
This morning I was really, really hungry for pancakes. Nothing fancy.

Yes, "Sambo's"
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kalron NICE! I swear, one of these days I'm flying to your house just for some breakfast. 
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Male 13,505
I found an interesting video this morning, on how and why a french atheist became christian.
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daegog a misanthropic French atheist and his lover walk into a Parisian cathedral...
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If rain drops were kittens, what brand bar-b-q sauce would you reach for? I prefer Sweet Baby Ray's.
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Male 10,070
monkeywithwood Before answering, I need to know: Is the BBQ sauce going on the kittens or is that merely a figure of speech?
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Male 46,093
monkeywithwood   G Hughes sugar free bbq sauce.  I've tried all non-sugar and this is the best.
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monkeywithwood If you're not doing Carolina mustard, you're doing it wrong. Out side of that, and stuff you can get in any old grocery store Stubbs spicy all day long. Super low sugar for a sauce and a good amount of heat...not over whelming, but good. 
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Male 5,887
monkeywithwood I'm not a big barbecue fan, but Newman's works for me.
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Male 3,051
monkeywithwood Bone Sucking Sauce from NC.
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Male 6,337
“My God died young. Theolatry i found
Degrading, and its premises, unsound.
No free man needs God; but was I free?” 
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rumham 
“The sun is a thief: she lures the sea
 and robs it. The moon is a thief:
 he steals his silvery light from the sun.
 The sea is a thief: it dissolves the moon.”
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Male 6,337
“The irony of man's condition is that the deepest need is to be free of the anxiety of death and annihilation; but it is life itself which awakens it, and so we must shrink from being fully alive.”
Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death
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Male 2,345
rumham “We are gods with anuses.” 
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Male 6,337
semichisam01 but - I've never seen a man so broken up
Ripped apart
I am born ten thousand times
I've never seen a man so broken up
Ripped apart
Ten thousand ways, I'm alive I am the shadow
I am the evening come
I am your greatest fear
Your greatest love
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Male 6,337
semichisam01 lol.  yes. in this instant (moment) idk i love you as a fellow conscious person
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Male 4,558
I just got done watching parts 1 and 2 of the first episode of Disenchantment on Netflix (the new Matt Groening show).

Part 1 was fantastic. Part 2 was kind of 'meh'. I'll continue watching the other episodes as the weekend progresses, and I'll make my 'report' of what I thought.

Anyone else decide to watch it?
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Male 4,558
DuckBoy87 Okay, so I've watched up to and including episode 7.
I am really enjoying it!

I would call it 'medieval Futurama'.
It has the quirks of Futurama, for obvious reasons, but it doesn't have the intelligence, but that would make sense since medieval times were not known for intelligence.

Overall, I'll give it an 8 out of 10
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Male 5,887
DuckBoy87 I didn't even know it was out but I'll definitely be watching it.  Matt Groening is pretty solid, I just wish Futurama would return to Netflix (along with Family Guy, American Dad, It's Always Sunny, My Name Is Earl...the list goes on and on..)
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Male 9,621
DuckBoy87 I'll give it a go.
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Female 6,818
DuckBoy87 I've watched the first 2 as well... so far so good... a few chuckles, a couple outright laughs.  I'm encouraged. :)
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melcervini Mel you’re so naughty. And I thought Gerry was bad.
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Female 6,818
scheckydamon The older you get, the less filters you need ;D
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you look like a good joe
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rumham God that movie was soooooo good.  I really need to watch it again but I'm waiting until I decide to buy a new BIGGER TV.  It will be a performance test so to speak :)  A Bladerunner marathon!
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kalron im thinking about buying the final cut of the original
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Male 5,887
rumham The Final Cut is pretty amazing, it's the only version I'll watch now.  The way they cut the ending is extremely satisfying.
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daegog This is exactly why I keep spiders in the house.
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Male 10,070
kalron Ditto, but for house centipedes. I love house centipedes.
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melcervini 
Kung Fu Hustle was awesome. 
Wonder Woman was a bit boring. my roommate fell asleep watching it.
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Male 5,887
dm2754 I fell asleep as well.
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melcervini So true.  And the LandLady is one of many Kung Fu heroines dating back decades.  What you got Hollywood?!?!
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Male 4,558
There are 2 kinds of people in this world;
1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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Male 2,345
DuckBoy87 There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary notation and those who do not.
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Male 4,558
semichisam01 There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary notation, those who do not, and those who understand trinary notation.
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Male 2,345
DuckBoy87 That would be 11 kinds of people.
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Male 4,558
semichisam01 In binary, yes. Not in trinary!
0, 1, 2, 10, 11, 12, 20, etc
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Male 2,345
DuckBoy87 It would be 10 kinds in trinary (ternary) but 3 in hexadecimal, but then we have 4 kinds. or 11. or 100. depending. 
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semichisam01 01101100 01101111 01101100
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melcervini 0111001001101111011101000110011001101100
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Female 6,818
semichisam01 you lost me and google threw up when I tried to translate :D
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semichisam01 lol nice :)
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Male 13,505
yeah that's a good movie Kung Fu Hustle @ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373074/

Btw good job at the troll hunting mods

btw does anyone think that youtube 'platinum' will go anywhere?  everythings free already
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daegog what ever happened to Halle Berry
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bill_watson She’s just fine thanks.
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daegog i want to upvote and down vote this
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Male 350
Who here played Conker's Bad Fur Day. I was just talking to my mates down the pubs about just how good that game was. Way ahead of its time.
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thenedman i mean....you should really be asking the question "Who liked Rare ware before Microsoft stole them from Nintendo and they stopped making good games?"
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thenedman i have! what an awesome game that was! suuuuper raunchy and the game mechanics were quite flawless. i remember the game being banned by several distributors because of the cutscenes. i still have my original copy, and they sell for big money
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thenedman I could never beat Rare N64 games. Didn't have Conker's, but I had DK64, Diddy Kong's Racing, Jet Force Gemini, and some other Rare games. Didn't beat a single one.
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Male 5,887
DuckBoy87 You just mentioned Jet Force Gemini!!! That is one of my favorite games of that generation, and possibly on my top 10 list.  I recently played it through an emulator and got it to work with keyboard and mouse controls, using the middle button to zoom...yeah, I'ma dork...
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kalron That would make the controls soooo much better, lol

Jet Force Gemini was probably the last N64 game I got on the system before moving to Gamecube. I didn't get the game anywhere near release date. I remember buying it using a $20 gift card to EBGames, lol
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Male 46,093
I want you all to know that I have changed my mind about capital punishment
and I am now in favour of it. Thanks to this guy for changing my mind.

He's parked eating a cheese burger
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Gerry1of1 My Best friend is handicapped (Both legs, run over by a boat.)  He would pull up to one of these gwats and would park 1/2 an inch off of their door.  They might try to say something until they see him walking on his stilts.  First time he did it I almost wet myself.
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Gerry1of1 lol what and asshat. 
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Gerry1of1 Long Long LONG ago I was picking up my ex-wife for her job during Christmas rush and someone triple parked a Ferrari without a tag across 3 handicapped spots.  A tow-truck guy arrived and proceeded to remove it, to the cheers of all those around.

Needless to say I was one of those clapping...
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Gerry1of1 The bastard!.
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Male 1,961
Gerry1of1 He's really handicapped
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Male 13,425
There are more water molecules in a glass of water than there are glasses of water in all the world's oceans.
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Male 2,240
holygod Molecules are tiny eh?
(Says Captain Understatement!)
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holygod Tonight I bought a few bottles of dinosaur pee.
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DerryNH Decent brew you got there :)
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kalron I think they went a little crazy with all the different flavor renditions, but yeah, solid beer.
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kalron I like it. And it has a kick. Twice the alcohol of my usual Guiness. Watch out.
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holygod I read this once. Given the number of molecules in a glass of water, and considering the millions of years of mixing and recycling of water, there is a certainty that the water you drank today was once dinosaur pee. 
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DerryNH For sure. So in 5th grade my teacher said "there is the exact same amount of water on Earth today as there was at the time of the dinosaurs" I said "well not EXACT". She said "EXACT". I said "what about when the astronauts released their pee into space?" I was a bit of a smartass. 
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holygod i have heard that same thing, but i then asked myself, how do they know this to be true, and how do they prove it? it would be cool to believe it, but i dont. 
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holygod I had a few disagreements with my grade school teachers. They teach what they have been taught. 
   I took issue once with the claim that we would be doing homework by candle light if Thomas Edison had not “invented” the light bulb. I said that it would have been invented by someone, the knowledge was not exclusive to Edison. My contribution to the discussion was not appreciated. And I had never heard of Tesla then.
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DerryNH He bought the patent that turned into his famous bulb, from Canadians iirc...

Yes, he certainly 'perfected' the light bulb and the mass production of it, but certainly didn't 'invent it'.  :-) And he had a huge staff of people to carry out his work too.
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holygod   Go home, you're stoned
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Male 4,558
holygod Did you learn that from Leisure Suit Larry?
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Male 13,425
DuckBoy87 Nope. The video game? Was that in there?
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holygod It was one of the questions to actually get into the game, as a test to make sure the player is of age.
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Male 5,887
DuckBoy87 Ah, old school DRM at it's finest!
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Male 10,070
holygod  @[email protected]  If I was just a little bit high right now, I think I would be freaked out.
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  I never knew there was such a thing as eating too much watermelon.
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Male 5,887
elgabalo Did you smoke it?
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Male 295
kalron it took me forever to figure out you were referring to the post, and that you didn't somehow know of what I do in my spare time. Drugs are bad, m'kay.
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elgabalo Ha!  You got it!!!  Also, I'm watching you ;)

I wonder if there are watermelon flavored rolling papers...
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kalron   Juicy Jay's got you covered!
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semichisam01 kalron They're even pink with little black seeds on them! No joke.
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semichisam01 No Shit!  I need to get my ancient ass out more often and start buying something other the classic Jobs 1.5...

...although, I guess since the days of shwag and dirty middies have gone the way of the dinosaurs, covering up the taste isn't exactly necessary any more :)  Seriously, I can't remember the last time someone had a good mid-grade available.
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Female 6,818
kalron I'm too old to deal with midgrades anymore.  If I want a buzz, I dont want to have to smoke 3 joints to get there, when a few hits of some nice Bubba Kush will get the job done.  Especially if you use a gravity bong.  (I dont have the glass bowl in it in this pic yet)

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kalron you better believe it buddy! i got a pack right here
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Going to a prickly pear festival tomorrow and then lunch with the in laws. The wife is dragging me to go see a pod cast tonight...fuck'n millennials, I swear I was born 30 years later than I should have been. Whatch ya'll got go'n on this weekend? 
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Male 46,093
The only thing I got when I clicked to start video was a link to "CUNT WARS" cgi porno site.
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Gerry1of1 Sorry Gerry, guess I got my browser locked too far down to pick-up the pop-up spams.  Sorry for exposing you to the lady parts ;)
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kalron    Lady parts?  Cunt Wars is a boxing match between torrey mp's
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Gerry1of1 I got Cunt Wars too. I'm trying to decide whether to erase my browser history or warn my wife about potential popups.
I've gotten careless about checking links before clicking. 
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semichisam01 hey kalron fancylad, someone - anyone!!
How about checking for this shit before posting it. I know, I know, I'm responsible for what I do, but imagine a newby randomly finding this site and clicking on that. He/she may not  ever come back. I wouldn't.
"Cunt Wars"? Really? "Cunt Wars"?
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semichisam01 Their blockers must have blocked it for them, I think.
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Male 18,342
semichisam01 what did I miss? Got a link?
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Male 5,887
semichisam01 How about getting adding an ad-block plugin to your browser, then you won't see it ;)  Like I said it was my fault, my browser doesn't let those things through.  Although I did turn them off to test and all I got was a pop up for an Asian Amazon like site for clothes...BORING!!!
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Male 10,070
semichisam01 I think the "Cunt Wars Incident" will go down in the annals of IAB moderator lore. That's pretty epic. Sorry, any newbies out there. Stuff happens.
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Male 885
If you've seen this movie and Shaolin Soccer, then you need to see God of Cookery. It's like watching Stephen Chow find his voice, even if it isn't available in any form other than subtitles as far as I know.

Some people are destined for greatness. Some are destined for absurdity. He is both.
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profworm I have yet to see God of Cookery, I'm going to find it tonight!  Like I said, I prefer the subtitled versions so I think I'll be good to go :)
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daegog   LOL  this is great.
I superglued sleigh bells to my dogs tail one christmas. It was very in-the-spirit of the season,
but when happy he'd wag the tail too fast and sounded like a bloody alarm clock.
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Male 124
What a great movie!  Everyone enjoy and happy Friday!
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