Does 2018 Have A Summer Song? [Also, A Short State Of IAB Memorandum Inside]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 months ago in Entertainment Misc


Here we are at the end of July and we don't have a summer song yet. Here's my pick, what's yours? What's a summer song? I don't know about you, but the song usually has to be semi-new, and it has to have a touch of being an anthem. 

I'm really like the Parquet Courts' new single, "Almost Had to Start a Fight." It's about love, peace, war, and having a good time. It doesn't hurt that it fucking rocks, too. It also gives me a slice of relief that there are still great bands making guitar music with balls.

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Also, I just want to take the opportunity to mention to the regular readers that 5Cats is returning to the fold. The user formerly known as 5cats is allowed to return with the following provisos:

  1. He'll be using a user name other than 5cats, christopher_bourne, or any other burner handles. If he wants to let you know his new handle, he can -- his choice.
  2. There'll be a probationary period of 90 days. He'll be able to submit posts on October 26, 2018.
  3. The 5cats-Squrlz4Ever incident(s) is a thing of the past. TUFKA5cats won't bring it up, and neither will Squrlz. It's history. Hatchet buried.
  4. I've spoken to 5cats and Squrlz and they're both cool with all of this. And the same terms and guidelines are still in play. (No personal attacks, no gore, no Kardashians.)

And that's it, really. Easy peasy. Hope everyone's having a good summer so far. We have one month left -- get as much out of it as possible!

Stay cool and K.I.T.,

Fancy
There are 20 comments:
Male 6,337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJkoBH68njQ

my summer jizam, or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3k_QDnzHE

laurent garnier - the man with the red face VS M83 - Midnight city?!?!
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Male 794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdzMiWuw6Hs
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Male 6,503
I welcome back, the second coming of the cat. May your resurrection be painless and humble. I am wiping the slate clean. What happened in the past will remain in the past, never to be brought up again.
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Male 10,070
Welcome back, TUFKA 5cats. I'm confident we can both turn over new leaves and coexist peacefully on here. Let us know what your new username is. Or, if you've decided to return incognito, that's fine too (although I'm pretty sure the eh?'s will give you away).  :)
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Male 6,503
Bob Marley's Soul Shakedown Party is my summer song.
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Male 7,516
I PROTEST!  What do you mean no Kardashians?

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Male 3,051
daegog AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Eye Bleach Please!!!!!!
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Male 6,337
scheckydamon yeah dude you wouldn't tap that, right. sure thing internet donjuan. 
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Male 3,051
rumham Not even with your pig sticker.
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Male 3,051
rumham Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt 
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys? 
They only talk to her, because, 
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? 
I mean, her butt, is just so big 
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, black
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny

JUST NOT THAT ONE AND THE WOMAN IT'S ATTACHED TO!

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Male 6,337
scheckydamon better than becky with the good hair
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Male 21,778
daegog In theory, I should love this photo. In theory.
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Male 1,961
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Male 21,778
marsii Literally me, trying to figure out how I can jack it to a, nude, oiled Kim K.
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Male 10,070
daegog I so did not need to be reminded of that photo. To Kim Kardashian: "No. Just no. Please, girl, put your dress back on."
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Male 3,051
squrlz4ever She needs a raincoat.
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