French Family Doesn't Get The Concept Of A Wildlife Safari Park

Submitted by: daegog 6 months ago in Funny


Does this count as child abuse?
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Male 913
Yep. That's child endangerment.
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Male 684
From The Independant: "He said visitors to the park are warned in several languages not to get out of their cars."  Evidently, they didn't have a sign written in fucktard.
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Female 5,271
People that stupid deserve to get eaten by cheetahs.
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Male 2,731
I just saw a continuation of that video and these same idiots got out of the fucking car again and this time the cheetahs decided it was lunch time. They barely got back in the car.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/cheetah-family-run-video-chase-car-beekse-bergen-safari-park-a8347056.html
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Male 2,474
scheckydamon The video includes the part you linked to.
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Male 2,731
oobaka I didn't look at this one because I had seen it somewhere else. Should have done my homework. Thanks.
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Male 13,214
the cats seem pretty docile.

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Male 18,342
Those cats are a bit crap. Off their game.
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Male 2,474
Draculya Cheetahs are the biggest wimps of the big cats. They know that any injury could result in starvation so they won't take a chance on prey that shows any aggression. If that mother were to turn and run, she would have been tripped and mauled. It's possibly the only thing these morons did right.
If those cats were jaguars, tigers or lions, the video would have ended completely different and sooner.
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Male 45,314
I confess I was hoping the cat would catch at least one of them.
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Male 2,474
Gerry1of1 Would have cleaned the gene pool a little bit.
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6,847
This is actually the argument I use when talking about domestic violence. Primarily when a woman attacks  some one twice her size.
"If someone goes into a cheetah cage to pet the cheetahs and gets mauled to death whose fault is it?"
A woman was actually killed by some leopards at a zoo when she did that very thing. Surprisingly no one blamed the leopard. :-/
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Male 2,474
dm2754 You should change your argument. Cheetahs would avoid physical contact with people in their enclosure as long as the people don't run. I even doubt that they'd kill someone once they tripped them. 
Humans aren't on the cheetah's menu.
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oobaka I usually go with example of tigers. 
There was a case that the zoo where two boys  repeatedly threw rocks at this tiger until he jumped out of the cage and mauled  two boys.
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Male 2,474
dm2754 Should have thrown the little cunts in with them
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Male 845
I'm sure they keep them well fed to try and mitigate incidents, but just getting out of the car and dangling your babies in front of them is the most butt puckering thing I've seen in a while. That could have gone so badly.
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Male 1,994
Evolution in action. We almost improved the gene pool there.
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Male 130
The dad is the first one back in the car, leaving his wife and kid out there.  
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Male 45,314
spentmiles   He's french. Dad had to rush because he'd left the white flag in the car.

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6,847
Gerry1of1 what about the French Resistance and the Napoleonic Wars. Let's not forget that coward Joan of Arc.
The corkscrew was originally invented to remove bullets.
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Male 684
Gerry1of1 Why is the Champs Elysees lined with trees?  So the Germans can march in the shade.
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Male 684
Gerry1of1 How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?  No one knows.
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Male 1,138
I don't know if it counts as child abuse but it does score top marks on the thick as shit'o'meter. Hopefully the kids have a higher IQ than the parents.
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Female 1,716
Those cats had a lot of patience. 
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