Drunk Driver Gets Run Over By His Own Car

Submitted by: fuad119 7 months ago in Funny


Don't drink and drive folks.
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Male 7,421
That is how Checkov died :-(
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Male 3,101
Shoulda weaved left.

So, a few years back, I was out late with a young lady, when we happened upon a Chrysler straddling a median, resting right up against a street sign.

None of the four wheels were touching the ground, but that certainly didn't discourage the driver from trying to take off.

I parked my car as a young man from across the street also came over to investigate.

The driver of the Chrysler, a large visibly intoxicated man, lurched out and immediately attacked the young man, so I grabbed him and pinned him to the street.

My friend called police, and I waited, pinning this portly fellow for nearly 20 mins, wishing I had my handcuffs.

Police showed up, arrested him and took statements.

Both full of adrenaline, I left with the young lady, still wishing I had my handcuffs. :)
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Male 45,314
Well that ESCALADEd quickly
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Male 7,421
Gerry1of1 he should have doged it before it had a chance to Ram him and pinto him to the wall. Too bad he could not Escape.
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Male 9,335
Fuad, one request: May I ask you to upload an avatar (AKA profile image)? It doesn't look particularly good on the site when a content submitter is represented by the generic/no-image-found graphic. If you need any help with this, just let me know. Thank you.
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Male 7,421
squrlz4ever I have a cool Sea Monkey pic I could give him
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Male 13,214
i think he just ended up dukes-of-hazzard'ing it across the hood:

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Male 45,314
Carma
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Male 9,579
Gerry1of1 Had it carming?
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Male 45,314
normalfreak2   He auto know better. Should'a been more carful
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Male 4,456
Gerry1of1 Give him a break. He was tired!
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Male 45,314
DuckBoy87   He's exhausted, I'm sure
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Male 2,737
Gerry1of1 almost run over
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Male 45,314
casaledana Yeah, he should have Dodged
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