What The Fuck Was Fergie Thinking This Rendition Of The National Anthem?

Submitted by: littlemissqt 11 months ago in Funny Sports


Over the weekend at the NBA All-Star game? She sang the national anthem like she was singing Happy Birthday to JFK.
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Male 3
Where's all the other guys from black eyed peas???
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Male 714
Was she having a seizure, or taking a shit?
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Male 230
DuckBoy87 pitch optional...LOL
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dieseljuice1891 I liked that too, lol

The next part, "Con Vibrato Ridicolo" means, "With vibrato ridiculous", or to English it, "With ridiculous vibrato"
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Male 704
I like Some of Fergies music, but this attempt by the Fergster, was far from Fergalicious.
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Male 625
Me and my son watched this game on tv, for perspective he is 12. When she was done singing he turned to me and said "what the fuck was that". All I could say was I don't know. He didn't like it, I didn't like it, my wife didn't like it. Has there been worse....probably...but this was pathetic. He was not in trouble for saying "fuck" because I totally got why he said it...it totally deserved that statement.
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Male 2,570
To all the haters....how many Grammy awards have you all won? Didn't fucking think so.

Her net worth is 45 million. Probably more than every member of IAB combined.
So someone likes her singing.
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oobaka 

Yeah, and Tom Cruise can't star in bad movies, Leonardo DiCaprio didn't win an Oscar until 2016, and I own a $56 million company.  What's your point?
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oobaka   So I guess that go's for Trump too?
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oobaka I like Some of Fergies music, but if you think we're not going discuss how bad she trashed on a national treasure, our national anthem, you would be wrong. This attempt by the Fergster, was far from Fergalicious.
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wellsy57 Musical talent is relative. Personally I think she did a pretty good job. Have I heard better? Sure. Have I heard worse? Hell yeah. People are so quick to trash everyone else.
If you can do a better job, you can start by winning a few Grammy awards and then maybe get invited to sing the anthem. I'll wait here while you collect your first few Grammys.

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oobaka   I cant play the violin but I know bad music when I hear it.
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Male 213
oobaka She still sucked no matter if she won the bestest voice in the world trophy.
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bubba5658 Like I said. Everything is relative. I'll wager some of the singers you enjoy would make me jab a meat thermometer into my ears. 
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Male 4,559
oobaka I don't think winning something immediately equates to quality. After all, look who won the presidency.
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DuckBoy87 You make a very good point.
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Male 6,337
oobaka someone likes the black eyed peas...or spanks it a bunch to Fergie :P
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Male 2,570
rumham Who hasn't rubbed one out to "My Humps" ?
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Male 6,337
oobaka i got wanking standards brotendo
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rumham I'm not a proud fapper.  I've rubbed one out to the sears catalog...the gardening section 
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Male 6,503
Maybe because I was expecting way worse, but I didn't think it was that bad. She just slowed the tempo down to make it more somber. I was at a Utah Jazz game when this Mormon boy band called Jericho Road just butchered the song. They added word's, repeated lyrics, brought in beats. It was so bad the crowd was silent after they were done, and this was a heavily Mormon crowd. They were just terrible.
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Male 2,799
This song is hard enough to sing properly what with its ups and downs. These singers that butcher it are just sad, it insults the country, they have all the songs in the world to play with just do it strait and be done with it. This is not the song to try to show off on.
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Male 293
Should Trump be tweeting about this tragedy?
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Male 46,107
I would comment but I can't stop laughing.
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Male 1,217
I've always found the whole anthem singing ritual a bit tacky.
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7,056
Absolute proof that it's a shity song that's not going to be good no matter how hard you try
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Male 4,069
Stopped listening at 0:31, but could tell by the way she shimmied up to the mic is was gonna be bad.
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Male 7,525
Jack Black singing the national anthem (I thought it went really well)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9l4LMZeNm0&feature=youtu.be

Yeah Fergie was shitty, another singer who mistakenly thinks the crowd is there to see THEM instead of the game.
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Male 6,337
daegog jack can sing, fergie has always been more shine than substance
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Male 9,692
Meh wasn't the best rendition.
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Male 5,344
I like it.
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