Suspected Poacher Eaten By Lions He Was Illegally Hunting

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 11 months ago in News & Politics


A suspected poacher was mauled to death and eaten by a pack of lions that he was allegedly hunting in South Africa. According to local reports, only the man's head was left next to a rifle and some ammunition in the bushes of a private game park.

Sweet Justice! It doesn't get any better than this.
There are 23 comments:
Male 724
I hope this is true.
0
Reply
Male 2,799
I'm all about legal hunting, poachers be damned, to bad so sad.  
0
Reply
Male 326
Guns don't kill people, lions kill people. 
0
Reply
Male 7,635
I support the right to arm bears
1
Reply
Male 7,635
I support the right to arm bears
0
Reply
Male 326
thezigrat Ok, heard you the first time. 
0
Reply
7,056
That is so sad. Human meat is not good for cats.
0
Reply
Male 729
1
Reply
Male 46,107

I can haz tourists ?




1
Reply
Male 682
Clever girl.
2
Reply
Male 7,525
Is it also possible, that someone cut his head off, put some gnashes around the neck or let a dog chew it a bit.

Then threw the head and rifle out in a known lion roaming area?  Would be a pretty good way to get away with a murder: "Wasn't me, it was the Lions!"
1
Reply
Male 7,635
daegog or just put the body in a car and launch it into space
0
Reply
Male 5,892
Good.
1
Reply
Male 21,778
Good. Sometimes things turn out correctly, which is a comforting thought. LOL that the lion didn't give a fuck about his head and just left it there as a message for any other potential poachers: "Fuck with us, and you're next." Jungle justice.
1
Reply
Male 7,635
fancylad bad part is the head is the tastiest bit
0
Reply
Male 2,570
Let's hope he died slowly in excruciating pain and terror as they began to eat him while he was still alive and then removed his liver so they could make some medicine to get their lion dicks hard.
2
Reply
Male 7,525
That's fucking hilarious, I hope they ate his ass before any of them got hurt.

We should air drop some salsa so the lions can get some spices for a change, poacher meat prolly gonna be stringy.
1
Reply
Male 5,242
daegog Sadly knowing the nobility of those animals i think they have killed him the faster as it possible to avoid pains.


2
Reply
Male 18,342
piperfawn lions kill big dangerous beasties quick with a choke hold. But sometimes they just cripple or maim and then take their time. Sometimes the prey bleeds out; sometimes the prey just dies from being eaten alive. The lion doesn't care how.
3
Reply
Male 4,069
I think the newsreader meant 'Suspected poacher allegedly eaten by suspected lions while allegedly illegally hunting them, leaving behind his alleged head, suspected rifle and possibly some ammunition'. 

2
Reply
Male 46,107
captkangaroo   I think you mean this never happened. It's the "government" trying to pull the wool over the public's eyes but easy to see it's faked.
1
Reply