Releasing A Squirrel Into The Wild

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 11 months ago in Misc
Nature is so beautif... OH SHIT!!!

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Male 530
That was a friend of mine and he was VERY hungry. I told him not to but...............
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Male 18,342
The screams
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Male 762
From Disney to NatGeo in an instant.
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3,657
I'd feline'n if I didn't say that video was a little disturbing. Poor little guy :( 
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Male 45,616
Best cat video EVER
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Male 9,492
Gerry1of1 ~flings acorn at Gerry with much vigor~
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Male 9,492
Damn murderous cat. I hope the squirrel escaped, but it didn't sound good.
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Female 8,518
squrlz4ever well darling, assuming you are a grey I am umable to release you over here. You are officially classed as vermin and it is an offense to release you back into the wild. not of course that I would ever harm a hair on your nose. It would be a bloody huge cage though...for the rest of your natural.
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Male 45,616
madduck Or just call me and we'll have squirrel stew for dinner.
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Male 9,492
madduck Well, under your care, Maddie, I think I could manage in a large cage fairly well. Provided, of course, I were to receive a regular allotment of pistachios and bellyrubs.
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Female 8,518
squrlz4ever more cobnuts locally I'm afarid, tummyrubs, paw rubs and brushes daily

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Male 7,279
squrlz4ever  It's clearly the squirrel's fault for looking so damned delicious.
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Male 9,492
daegog Hmph. More of this "chicken of the trees" nonsense, I see. *fume*
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Male 7,492
squrlz4ever Tasty Tree Treat
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Male 9,492
thezigrat See? This is what I get for being small and furry. No one makes fun of the Nile crocodiles.
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Male 7,492
squrlz4ever they taste like chicken
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Male 2,831
thezigrat No, they taste like squirrels.
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Male 2,351
squrlz4ever whelp, it all really depends on exactly where on the food chain one resides.  The moral of the story is if you are SFD (small, furry and delicious) you will want to lay low:)
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Male 9,492
woodyville06 Truer words. Never spoken.
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Male 7,492
squrlz4ever at least not by the squirrel in the video
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Male 9,492
thezigrat Poor li'l guy. He did so not deserve that.
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Male 7,492
squrlz4ever just get a North American Tree Octopus
Not only do they protect against cats they eat the California Panda as well
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Male 45,616
squrlz4ever "Crocodile Rock"
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Male 7,492
squrlz4ever I have made fun of them too
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