New Product Alert: The "Love Box" Is Going To Revolutionize Your Sexy Times

Submitted by: daegog 1 year ago in Lifestyle NSFW


There’s a company called the Love Box that sells high-end sex toys like this custom made sex chair. It kind of looks like an overly-complicated massage chair with swiveling arms and headrests. Where would you store this at home though?

Apparently Drake bought the $10k version. What do you think, IAB? Nice addition to the bedroom or an unnecessary prop?
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Male 675
Coupons for hookers comes with? 
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Male 1,159
Good idea if you have the space, would make for a fun night!
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Male 164
Looks like fun.  
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Male 13,391
looks lame, just a product of misguided western delusions inspired by promiscuity.

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Female 6,692
Where does the 2-cycle engine go?
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Male 1,869
melcervini I don't see any seatbelts.  Without seatbelts, its not going anywhere . . .
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Female 6,692
punko oh...*It* doesn't have to go anywhere.. just the engine that powers the toys ;)
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Male 1,869
melcervini I love that movie.  "yes, I know a little German, he's over there"
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Female 6,692
punko "I know, it all sounds like some bad movie."
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Male 1,869
melcervini The visit to the Swedish book shop is cinematic gold.
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Male 10,128
Plenty of tie-off points on those...
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Male 2,127
That looks like it could be a lot of fun...
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Male 5,272
How many flavors is she available in?
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Male 1,634
Oooh, I hope the local swingers club gets one of these.  That would be awesome.  May have to bring this up to them and start a fund raiser or something.
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Male 21,778
waldo863 Please explain...
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Male 1,634
fancylad You don't know what a swingers club is?  It's a club, where swingers go and there is a back room for sex.  In that area, they have various rooms.  There is a Sybian machine there, with multiple attachments they clean well between uses, though still recommend putting a condom on it.  There are some straps and stuff hanging for suspension and stuff.  There is a group sex room, with a window and benches so you can watch others have sex and join in if you ask nicely.  Then there are the semi-private rooms where you can be a little more intimate, unless you leave the curtain open, then others can ask to join you.

That's just my club here.  Some clubs in other areas have more, including hot tubs and stuff.  I don't really know what else.  Never ventured to a club in another city.

When we do go though, sometimes we just watch, sometimes we just like being watched.  Most frequently you'll find us in the semi-private rooms with the curtain open though, and usually at least one other couple joins us.

I'm pretty sure that's how they got the Sybian.  Someone donated the money or they had a fundraiser.
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Male 21,778
Can I just lease one?
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Male 2,130
fancylad I may be able to score one that's "slightly used" and "professionally cleaned" 
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Male 1,869
insaneai you know, its funny.  Folks refuse to buy used mattresses, and yet they'll pay hundreds of dollars to sleep for a single night on one.
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Male 2,130
punko I believe the term "willful suspension of disbelief" applies more to the movie industry but works for this example as well.
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