Dr. Daniel Dopps designed a "lipstick glue" to seal the vagina as an alternative to a tampon. What could go wrong? He calls his product Mensez -- everyone else calls it medieval.
Dopps -- remember, he's a chiropractor -- claims that this vaginal adhesive will restrict the flow of menstrual blood during a lady's period. This just sounds like a bad idea from the get go. You should never seal your vagina shut when you're on your period, or ever.
He quite the inventor -- Mensez isn't his first idea. He also invented body spray that glows in the dark which you can see in action in the video above. He seems like a creeper.
From CEO and President at Mensez Technologies, Dopps describes his latest product...
"Mensez feminine lipstick is a natural patented compound of amino acids and oil in a lipstick applicator that is applied to the labia minora and causes them to cling together in a manner strong enough to retain menstrual fluid in the vestibule above the labia minora where the vaginal opening and urethra exit. The Mensez compound is instantly washed away with urine, which releases the menstrual fluid along with the urine into the toilet every time a woman urinates. No pads or tampons are needed. Safe, secure and clean"