The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Entertainment




1 Pepe Le Pew - Looney Tunes

The premise of each and every one of Pepe Le Pew"s cartoons is that the poor guy has perpetual emotional blue balls throughout his entire life. There are no other skunks around so whenever he sees someone that he thinks is a skunk (most often a black cat who accidentally gets white paint on them via walking under a fence or car that has just been painted white), he just up and goes for it.



2 Herbert - Family Guy

Herbert from Family Guy is a pedophile. One that takes advantage of young boys and likes to smell their underwear



3 Every Betty Boop Villain Ever

Betty Boop was the first animated sex symbol of all time. Needless to say almost every single episode of her show involved some powerful man trapping her, tying her up, then trying to bang her.



4 Big Bad Wolf - Into the Woods

The Big Bad Wolf from these cartoons basically represents a visceral part of every man (or hey, even woman) that acts purely on sexual impulse.



5 Zapp Brannigan - Futurama

Zapp Brannigan is a quintessential douchebag. He"s the type of guy that plays the "numbers" game, gets women left and right, has about 12 different STDs.



6 Glenn Quagmire - Family Guy

Of course Quagmire is on this freaking list. Glenn Quagmire is the resident sexual pervert of Quahog.



7 Bluto

Bluto is Popeye"s arch nemesis for a reason (other than the fact that he grows facial hair, but Popeye can"t seem to): Bluto is in love with Olive Oyl, a woman that they"re both in love with, but has the body of a Gumby character and has little to no redeeming intellectual qualities.



8 Edna Krabappel - The Simpsons

Edna Krabappel is a tragic sexual figure in The Simpsons. She is basically the sex-hungry middle-aged woman who has nothing but heart-breaks and unrequited love to go home to (that and maybe the whiskey that she keeps in her desk).



9 Jafar - Aladdin, Jr.

The villain in the movie Aladdin, Jafar spends the entire movie trying to marry Princess Jasmine (who, after watching this video, actually kind of looks like a Kardashian) against her will. As one of the most iconic villains of animated film, Jafar commands a presence of high sorcery and extreme power... until he"s foiled by our heroes. But before then, he dresses Jasmine up in an almost Slave-Leia-esque outfit that showcases her body and makes her take up a little bit of Stockholm Syndrome to trick him into letting Aladdin take back the power (the lamp) and save the day.



10 Gaston - Beauty and the Beast

If there"s anyone on this list who doesn"t have a clue, it"s Gaston. Gaston is the Zapp Brannigan of Disney cartoons (read: biggest douche) and is so aggressive in his need to court/bed Belle (who could blame him, actually), that he even becomes the primary antagonist in this otherwise complex and sobering love story.



11 The Animaniacs

Helloooooooooooooooo NURSE! whenever a certain (admittedly really hot for a cartoon character) nurse would walk across the screen with her extreme curves and body movements that would give way to various percussion instruments moving along with her bumpy-parts, they would yell the phrase "Helloooooooo NURSE!"



12 Lena Hyena

The Jessica Rabbit look-alike that chases Bob Hoskins"s character Eddie Valiant everywhere and tries to kiss him all the time after he accidentally comes onto her. If you say hello to her you"re basically proposing.



13 The Girl Squirrel - Sword in the Stone

This squirrel basically sees a man that is weaker than her (which she totally digs for some reason) and goes to TOWN. Merlin spends his time politely telling her no, which she is apparently not used to.


The most classic, lovable and lascivious cartoon characters of all time.
There are 25 comments:
Male 358
There was a cartoon character that was a huge hillbilly girl that was as strong as an ox and everytime a skinny little city slicker salesman would come by she would scream out "A MAN!" and chase the guy around the woods.
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Male 322
Nothing on this list compares to the humping robot from Robot Chicken. No machines are safe.
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Female 2,549
You forgot the entirecast of Drawn togetherfoxy LOVE
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3,688
no drawn together?
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Male 7,031
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Male 5,640
I`m sorry but, if you think any of these characters are aggressive then, you`d be shocked to the core after watching some anime OVAs or even AS AIRED ON TV in Japan, say
<--Tenchi Muyo.

(original Japanese dialog)
Tenchi (main character, wakes up strapped to exam table:) "Uhh, Washu, why am I here?"
Washu (female mad scientist living in main character`s basement, just changed into nurse`s outfit:) "...Just some samples.... ...most important one: A sperm sample!"
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Washu: "So, what`s it gonna be? My mouth?"
Tenchi: "Oh, no!!"
Washu: "Breasts?"
Tenchi: "Oh! Oh, no!!"
Washu: "I see!! You want the FULL COURSE!!!" *approaches ominously...*

(another ep)
Ryoko (fem space pirate, living in attic:) *dragging tenchi with ropes*
Tenchi: "Ryoko, I thought you brought me to explore a cave!!"
Ryoko: "And I did!! Heh, heh, heh!!"
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Male 5,872
Fat squirrel?
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Male 42,934
@dragonis2k12: Oooo! I haven`t been following lately.
Her and Ned make a good match though...
(I`ve watched since the Tracy Ullman show... and before! Reading "Life In Hell"!)
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Male 42,934
@OldOllie: OK! You got me there!
Fritz is nothing if not "sexually aggressive" :-)
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Male 15,831
[quote]@OldOllie: Fritz was pretty good! But sexy? Er, not particularly. (Horney? Yeah! Lmao!) [/quote]
5Cats, "sexy" wasn`t the criterion to get on the list; it was "sexually aggressive." I think Fritz fits that bill quite nicely.

"If there`s one thing I`ve learned..."
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Male 42,934
Revved up like a DUCE...
(a hotrod)

Some silicone sister...
The calliope crashed to the ground...
But Momma, that`s where the fun is...
She got down but she never got tired...

This song stands on top of the "best tunes ever" list!!!
It makes my "Top 20" and that`s a high compliment!
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Male 49
@5Cats no she at the end of the season before and the beginning of this season started dating and eventually married Ned Flanders
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Male 42,934
@OldOllie: Fritz was pretty good! But sexy? Er, not particularly. (Horney? Yeah! Lmao!)

I had a dream: (at night, while asleep)
I was watching `Fritz The Cat` and the "chicken scene" was on...
(You KNOW what I mean if you`ve seen it!)
And I laughed my ass off!
And the guy next to me asks: "Why is that funny?"
So I told him why.

And when I woke up? I realized that it was indeed one of the FUNNIEST things I`d seen in a movie, ever!
It`s... just... funneh!!!

Over the top = dangerous territory!
But that`s where the funny is!
Blinded by The Light
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Male 15,831
Altogether they don`t add up to Fritz the Cat.
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Male 42,934
@kitty9: I`ve been giving your posts lately some "low marks" but this one?
GOLD 4.0 Gold!
Thanks for the MANY "lols".

@KtySpix: You nailed it! She ties Pepe for #1!

@piperfawn: Somehow I knew you would :-)

@CrakrJak: That was "acceptable" way back then! Anyhow, she was just "playing hard to get" ;-)
And when she got drunk? She`d chase after him! In vino? Veritas!

#1: Absolutely! He`s a lover, not a fighter!

#3: Sexiest Female since Mae West! Bar none!

#5 Oh Baby!

#7 What`s with the "odd numbers" being the best?

#8 Ok, this breaks that trend! (She eventually hooks up with Principal Seymour Skinner, right?)

#11: "Hello Nurse" Is a very old `vaudville` joke...

If someone asks? I`ll say it for y`all...
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Male 17,511
Pepe is a stalker, straight up sexual predator.
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Male 46,097

Archer

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Male 11,738
Quagmire and Herbert are the top 2, way above the rest. Pepe LePew was more about romance than perversion.
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Male 5,242
I love Pepe Le Pew.
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Male 621
Liane Cartman for sure.

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Male 510



They forgot Johnny Bravo.
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Male 436
My picks would have to include Foxxy Love, Cartman`s mom or Chef, Jessica Rabbit, and Chode from Tripping the Rift.
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Male 7,031
Great post, kitteh. Pepe, Herbert, Betty Boop and the Wolf are great choices.

I would add Dan Backslide from the old Dover Boys cartoon ...

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Female 8,043
Link: The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters [Rate Link] - The most classic, lovable and lascivious cartoon characters of all time.
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