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...why did I laugh at that?
oh wait. I`m not.
Least we don`t have bacteria cultures in our penises good or bad bacteria = gross!!!!
i really think these infographes are full full of one thing
Expected a blank page.
PEDO BEAR WAS BORN IN PAPUA NEW GUINEA!!!
Same here...there should be a wrning that females should not read this!!!!
Time to diet.
WORST ... RITE ... OF PASSAGE ... EVER!
/slight ego stroke
I don`t usually do things like this. Hey, what the hell?
This IS after all an epic win.
would you like some epic with that win?
LMFAO. PURE WIN srgkoala.
Why does this sound like Richard Gere`s lines from Chicago?
Roflmao. You are my hero for the day.
on another note, i really didn`t need to know that Papua New Guinea thing.
Trust me, you`d rather NOT know the inner workings of the vagina. You`ll never feel the same way about them again.
I read that as "I wonder who did the teste tasting..." but I suppose that`s not necessarily wrong either.
If you can convince your woman of that, you have it made, of course.
Also the food thing is a good reference for those who actually want their girls to swallow. Eat a bunch of apples and stuff before so they won`t hate you. :D
I guess I`ll have to take it as a compliment when some of my girl friends say "all men are pigs" then.
yusyus, but homosexuality is still regarded as wrong in the tribe. Also- and this does make it sound a whole lot worse- a lot of the little boys don`t want to do it. Some run away and are punished for it when they are caught (and they are caught, cause they`re 6 and surrounded by jungle- far far away from where the womens and girls have their secret ceremonies).
Fancy, I think you meant, "Jizz"...
Christ, what a first day at the Guinness Book of Records that would be:
"OK Chad, glad to have you on board. Now, for your first assignment, we need you to go adjudicate on the Long-Distance Ejaculation Record attempt. Here, you`d better wear these galoshes. And when you`re done that, we need you to head on over to Orange County, there`s an 85 year old man there reckons he has the world`s longest foreskin. Have the report on my desk by five".
now you can add it to your calorie counting :) (I kid)
I want to know how they recorded that record...did he have to "perform" in front of a lot of people or was it more like "I was standing here and it shot to there"