The Truth about Keanu Reeves [Video]

Submitted by: rmn_91 9 years ago in Entertainment

He is immortal--woah.
There are 52 comments:
Male 48
Wouldn`t you think that if you were immortal and had lived for centuries you would find something better to do than be a bad actor? Dude!
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Male 1,646
yepp... they hit the nail on the head, Keanu Reeves is jesus... i bet that`s gonna pave over real well the the born-again Christians out there.
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Female 288
Not only was he a roman warrior, he was a rich, prominent Egyptian aristocrat, Jesus, and Charlamagne.

*coughcough*

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Male 1,089
oh so true
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Male 905
rofl. jesus. thats funny
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Female 46
He will always Be Ted to me

"Don`t fear the Reaper" *air guitar*

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Female 248
LOL Jesus.
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Male 31
Nah... he just goes back in time on occasion in a big red phone booth, just to mess with your mind man.
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Male 388
lmao
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Male 1,162
damn, Keannu is a keebler.
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Male 3,296
that makes a lot of sense. they correlate pretty good
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Male 1,666
Oh. My. God.
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Female 168
Idk, as hottastic as Keanu is, he`s looking pretty old these days.
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Male 108
yes!!!! Keanu Reeves started a religion that took the lives of millions in his name!!! .....epic
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Male 2,344
Lmao, Jesus? Really? Hahaha.
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Male 1,051
4:14, he was the vampire.
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Male 22
OH GOD
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Male 7,875
oh my god, keanu is jesus! no way, im telling everyone!
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Male 138
OH MY HOLY poo! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
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Female 3,598
haha i guess you could match any picture where the subject has a blank expression to be keanu reeves. his face is amorphus. it is everything, and it is nothing.
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Female 1,589
VAMPIRE!
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Male 10,853
Excuse me while I go repair my BS and SHENANIGAN meters.
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Male 419
watch this be true... haha
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Male 35
Keanu Reeves is the only match for Chuck Norris
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Male 32
over a hundred years of acting experience and his most famous line is "Woah". thats gotta sting
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Female 15,763
I bet he`s a lizard too.
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Male 410
I KNEW IT!! I like Keanu Reeves though so when the mothership returns I`ll be spared
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Male 294
i know kung fu
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Male 2,199
Keanu Reeves is Jesus!
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Male 2,034
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kJCmBWLrT-E/St...

Seems a bit more far-fetched with a real picture.

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Male 139
Worst actor... ever
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Female 253
BRILLIANT!
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Female 1,434
Woah
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Male 535
Lol clever. And ROFL @ EvilDictator
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Male 25,414
Right! that was dumb!
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Female 1,001
he might be old, but i still would...
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Male 1,357
yes, keanu reeves is tutenkahmun and jesus. and the chosen one...
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Male 101
youd think after being alive for 2000 years hed learn how to act
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Female 126
hahahaha
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Male 496
That was JESUS in Bill & Ted`s Excellent Adventure?!!!
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Male 914
i knew it...
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Male 152
lmao! it all makes sense now!
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Male 3,425
Hahaha, this is awesome. I think I saw Jesus in there somewhere.
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Male 1,929
Lol. It`s only logical.
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Male 2,690
You have this sliver of belief in the back of your head until they show the full timeline thing with a pic of Jesus as one of them, they just HAD to ruin it.
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Male 53
YES!!
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Male 2,049
Hahahaha this has to be the dumbest post evah
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Male 848
If I was Keanu Reeves I would totally tell people this was true.
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Male 494
That makes two of us.
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Male 510
O_O are those photos doctored???
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Male 384
::stabs eyes::
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Male 12
Link: The Truth about Keanu Reeves [Video] [Rate Link] - He is immortal--woah.
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