HolyGod

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holygod wrote:
Offensive jokes? I'm in. Here's the most offensive joke I've ever heard:

What happens when you put a puppy in the microwave?
I don't know, I'm always too busy masturbating to make it to the end.
 
holygod wrote:
robthelurker Horror movies are funny. Probably some of the scariest movies (in my opinion) like the Grudge or The Ring are PG13 and I'd probably let my 12 year old watch them, where as I would never let him watch a slasher movie with graphic sex or gore. 

My 6 year old still has nightmares so we don't even let him watch kiddie "horror" like Goosebumps.

I make judgment calls even within ratings though. Like I'll let the 12 year old play an M game where he is shooting aliens or zombies, but not one where he is shooting real people. He saw the PG13 Iron Man when he was 8 but I still haven't let him watch the PG13 Dark Knight.

It's all about context to me. I don't care about bad language or cartoonish violence, but I don't expose them to overtly sexual, crude, or depraved content or realistic violence.
holygod wrote:
skypirate Well, almost 36. But ya, I had kids fairly young. I figured either you have your free time in your 20s and 30s and then have them, or have them early and then have them off to college before 50. I opted for the latter. I'll have more money to travel then. Good luck on the baby making!
holygod wrote:
The recent Twisted Metal was a weird game. For the most part it was car race / battling that I would let my 6 year old play interspersed with such graphic depraved cut scenes that I can't even let my 12 year old play the game.
holygod wrote:
casaledana "I was right every time"

HOLY SHIT

Do you have Alzheimers old man?

If you need a refresher on how badly you embarassed yourself and permanently lost any credibility you might have had, here:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/2017/08/ali-velshi-and-stephanie-ruhle-to-trump-advisor-brad-thomas-you-just-cant-lie-on-tv-brad

Here is a quick run down of how pant-shitingly ignorant you are:

"when Obama took over the stock market dropped from about 14,000"
NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE

"to about 4,000"
NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE

"that's a bigger jump than any year that Obama ever had"
WRONG

"it took Obamas tenure at least a year to get a jump of 2,000"
WRONG

"In eight years his market only really only climbed from about 14,000 in August of 2007 to a high of just under 20,000"
NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE

"a total rise of only 8,000 points in all"
NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE

"It took him 5 years to get the market back to were it was when he took over"
NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE

"Obama's numbers always took at least a year for an equal gain"
WRONG

"I was right every time"

I'm literally laughing at you as I type this.

"you have a very real disrespect for all the people that make this country or any country for that matter run"

Bullshit you are the ones that disrespect them. I respect them. That is why I think they should have access to free healthcare, childcare, a living wage, etc. You want to respect the little guy? Support policies that actually help him moron because your empty platitudes don't do shit.

Also, I don't like to harp on spelling and grammar, but if you are going to try to match someone in an intellectual debate you may want to have your comment look like it wasn't written by a dyslexic 12 year old having a seizure.



holygod wrote:
I will say this, if there was mandatory service in this country and everyone between a certain age served you might see the wealthy and powerful being a lot less cavalier with their willingness to send boys and girls over seas to fight and die if their own kids and grand kids actually had their lives on the line.
holygod wrote:
I'm guessing everyone would come down with cases of "heel spurs".

We don't need it anyway. Let the 3 percenters go fight the war. They're trained for it.
holygod wrote:
scheckydamon Now come on, there's "some very fine people".
holygod wrote:
skeeter01 As a fun simple game that I can play for a few minutes once in a while I really dig slither.io You start as a little snake with about 500 other people playing snakes. You get bigger by eating little orbs. If you hit your nose on any other snakes you die. If you die you turn into orbs based on how big you were. So basically the purpose of the game is to kill everyone else and consume their life force.
holygod wrote:
markust123 Does the red cross let you shoot guns? If not I feel like that is probably a deal breaker.
holygod wrote:
melcervini The guy on the sofa isn't an anti-government loon threatening people's lives. He isn't going to be targeted by a drone to begin with.
holygod wrote:
fancylad Politically charged? Nah. I mean the guy clearly says he became serious about this when Barack HUSEIN Obama was elected to take his freedoms away. Hey guy list your freedoms that were taken away under Obama..... Ummmm. The freedom to have a white president?
holygod wrote:
melcervini 

3. Yes the fat old guys in the video shooting at paper targets probably stand an excellent chance against targeted drone missile strikes.
holygod wrote:
melcervini Well let's see:
1. You can't shoot at a natural disaster.
2. If a foreign force invades I'm quite certain the police and military can handle it. We don't need to call in school teachers.
3. So that leaves you training to fight / shoot at / kill American soldiers and / or police. You think you have a chance? 

Just what "shit" are you guys constantly preparing for? Seems like an "overthrow the government" fantasy camp.
holygod wrote:
Awww. Look at the adorable hillbillies playing war.
holygod wrote:
How's that list of sock puppets coming fancylad ?
holygod wrote:
fancylad Ya. And they are just high school kids, so it isn't like they are getting paid.
holygod wrote:
These are all taken at the same spot. I really want to know what they are so freaked out by.
holygod wrote:
john997 I feel like you're lying john
holygod wrote:
monkwarrior LOL. I'd like to see it for myself too. That doesn't mean I doubt it's existence.

holygod wrote:
More fake nasa propaganda showing a curved Earth, am I right monkwarrior?
holygod wrote:
casaledana 

1. Well if you live in a rural area that used to be dependent on mining or manufacturing and the economy passed by you then you probably feel like it is bad. However if you lived where industry, business, technology is thriving, you'd have a very different opinion. I was born in the rural midwest. I was smart enough to move at 18 because I wanted opportunities.

2. and 3. This isn't a matter of opinion or sources jackass. The dow is not a subjective thing. I had the CORRECT information. You had the iNCORRECT information. That isn't open for debate. I made fun of you for being really, really, REALLY wrong and being cocky about it.

I know more than more than just half the nation. Most democrats are stupid too.

I don't believe any propaganda from anywhere because I don't get my info from cable news or bias driven blogs like you so obviously do. I get my opinion on the dow from CHECKING THE FUCKING DOW.

Being stupid and making money are not mutually exclusive, just look at our president.

You have the right to any opinion you want and I have the right to tell you that your opinion makes you seem like an addle minded old moron.

holygod wrote:
trimble you didn't? I could have sworn you did. If you are a libertarian and you didn't vote for trump or Johnson who the hell did you vote for?