greengiant

Registered bored user

Blue Ball 2

Simple: Just stay away from the Blue Balls (which is actually good advice outside of this game as well).

Olympic Torch Relay

Extinguish the runner with the Olympic torch to show the Beijing Communists what YOU think of their evil ways.

Hunting Accident

What do you do when you shoot your friend while hunting? Do you go for help or risk getting charged for assault?

Motherlode

Travel inside Martian soil filled with hidden gas pockets, earthquakes and other hazards. A flashback to Dig Dug.