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Writer, editor, bon vivant, motivational speaker, life coach, role model, the ayatollah of rock and rolla, but mostly, the chairman of the bored.
Well, this is heartbreaking.
If you thought selfie sticks were the attention whore's magic wand, you haven't seen anything yet.
Side questions: What other cultures are misrepresented on The Simpsons and need to stop now? Cops? Educators?
A millennial wrote this, right?
There's gotta be a better way to join the crips.
And here it is -- what do you think, IAB? Is this worthy of a quarter-million?
David Ermold was denied the license in 2015, now he's running to take the job away from the woman who denied him.
Side question: Which one of us would risk our lives for a frightened rabbit in a wildfire?
This trophy has been sexually assaulted!
Deutsche Bank hands all financial records of Trump affiliates to Robert Mueller -- sounds potentially bad for Trump.
Don't even both watching this if you can't get past watching someone go through incredible levels of pain.
Southern California is literally on fire right now.
Franken says it's 'ironic' he's leaving while Trump and Roy Moore have GOP support.
She might have taken the wrong approach, but is an adult film actress wrong for not wanting to have sex with a male 'crossover?'
They want to know if Americans can enjoy fundamental human rights if they’re unable to meet basic living standards?
Putting all politics aside, can we all agree that as a human being, Kellyanne Conway is a soulless cunt?
Fiery protests erupted after Trump officially recognized Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, with plans to move the U.S. embassy to the Holy City.
Bennington hogtied himself and jumped into his pool, but struggled to free himself. This attempt was hidden until now.
I'm not sure what language this family is speaking, but you can figure out the punchline to this scene.
'I'M NOT GAY! I DON'T LIKE MEN!'
Obama stresses that the US lacking in leadership when it comes to tackling climate change.
They train 'em tough in the Ukraine.
We still have one more month before the 2017's over, but these are going to be pretty tough to top in the next month.
It's as good as anything you'll see on "COPS."