emmettyville

Registered bored user

emmettyville wrote:
is there nothing more interesting to make films about? I got about 3000 book adaptations I'd like to see made, what's Eastwoods phone number?
emmettyville wrote:
Can guys just stop all this rapey behaviour already? bloody boring as hell.
emmettyville wrote:
monkwarrior it was great.Without giving anything away.... had quite a bit of humour in it, some pretty cool shit with the space ships that was awesome, some new creatures that were both adorable and weird, some new places that were mindbendingly cool, some plot twists that I was NOT expecting, overall, it was awesome. variety can fuck off.
emmettyville wrote:
more like it took 50 hours to photoshop out all the liver spots...
emmettyville wrote:
monkwarrior WWWWWhat? I just saw it today, and I loved it. Reinspired me to the franchise. the last one kind of sucked, this one hit all the right marks. 9/10
emmettyville wrote:
holygod kinda takes the fun out of saying I told you so if they are dead...
emmettyville wrote:
Stupid is as stupid does.
emmettyville wrote:
I think science should stop telling everyone that they are probably gay.
emmettyville wrote:
5cats What? It's fecking true. Drive down the street, and street, see the trees planted on the side of the road? imagine if they were all fruit trees. Go to a park, see those plants there planted? imagine they were all vegetables. see everyones garden at their house? imagine they are all fruit trees and vegetable plants. see those kids in schools wasting their time playing sports, imagine those sports fields are gardens where the kids are learning how to grow food to feed themselves instead of chucking a ball around.See behind your house? see any water tank there collecting the rain that falls from the sky and you collecting it so that you can use it? (well, I wouldn't in America, without a fucking good filter- but thats another argument).See all the food that supermarkets throw away? see all the food that doesn't even make it to the supermarket because it's not perfect so they throw it away? There is so much waste and so much wasted opportunity everywhere. I personally have just planted about 30 fruit trees on my property, I will have so much fruit in a few years I am going to have that shit spilling out my door. I'm going to be giving that shit away. I'm sure a lot of the population of the world could be doing this, and that's just one idea. 
emmettyville wrote:
I inadvertently watch a lot of youtube, I have teenagers, but who the hell are most of these people???
And I would have liked to have seen the Kleins. I love the Kleins. Vapenationnnnnnnnn!
emmettyville wrote:
has a portal to hell opened up or something?
emmettyville wrote:
foot long tapeworms. lol. oh Alex, gotta love Alex.
emmettyville wrote:
Watch out Micheal Bay...
emmettyville wrote:
squrlz4ever Groan. Do you live in a cave? Do all Americans live in fruitless caves?????? Tamarillos are oval bright blood red tart fruits that grow on tropical trees, and are also beloved by most New Zealanders. Quite hard to grow though, delicate plants. very expensive to buy, but worth every cent.WORTH EVERY DAMN CENT!
http://gardeninapot.blogspot.co.nz/2013/05/the-difference-between-tree-tomatos-and.html
emmettyville wrote:
squrlz4ever if only it was that funny when I was actually enduring listening to it.
emmettyville wrote:
ya'll need to watch this doc, it's astounding. explains everything...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXoRdSTrR-4&t=5s
emmettyville wrote:
squrlz4ever she was pronouncing it funny anyway. It's more like fee Joe a. Now tell me you guys have tamarillos...
emmettyville wrote:
trimble bollocks to that. If everyone had a vege garden on even a small plot of land, and their house was hooked up to a rain water tank and governments planted fruit trees everywhere and cows and sheep were grown and eaten locally, and other types of small scale similar things in different cultures, we'd all be fine. there's plenty of food to go around, it's just badly managed.
emmettyville wrote:
thats a start, now ban fishing everywhere. Forever. then I'll be happy.

emmettyville wrote:
I think I'd turn him in too. he needs help and people need to be safe.
emmettyville wrote:
melcervini I was thinking more like someone accidentally locked a mentally retarded monkey in a piano shop overnight. And then the retarded monkey found a bottle of brandy in the shop, drunk the whole thing, then thought playing the piano would be a good idea to pass the time till someone let him out in the morning.
emmettyville wrote:
squrlz4ever Feijoas, feijoas, feijoas. Where does one begin to discuss ones love for this plump little green container of fruity joy? Hard really, cause feijoas only taste like feijoas. As an indication of how much most kiwis love them though, I'd say at least 50% of New Zealanders have a feijoa tree in their back yard. I have 2 so far, and three more waiting to get planted. Then there is feijoa season, where for about a month there is an absolute GLUT of the things, and everyone goes feijoa mental, then it's over. then you wistfully dream for the rest of the year waiting for feijoa season to begin again. It's the feijoa cycle...watch this woman explain. I actually started drooling watching her eat this thing...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xlQfLH0tc4
emmettyville wrote:
I guess she's pretty good, but I'm such an expert....My son, thinking he was being clever the other day, bought this CD for the car. Schonberg. (see attachment for commencement of ear bleeding session) Of course, it's fucking awful, but he's so disinclined to be proven wrong, I had to listen to the entire thing on the way home. what a mother will do for their child....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cmWgll8T4c


emmettyville wrote:
gunna have to do some serious mind bleaching to rub out Malek as Mr Robot to watch Malek as Mercury.