Mat

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Mat wrote: Link: Remember Yesterday`s Pokemon Virgin Photo? [Rate Link] - She just got written up. Now we`re sure she`ll live to never intimately touch anyone other than herself.
Mat wrote: Link: Blocks Blocks [Rate Link] - You`re given blocks and balls (balls). It`s your job to figure out how to stack them and keep them from falling. Balls!
Mat wrote: Link: Professional Sniper 2 [Rate Link] - Grab your rifle and head out for another round of missions that`ll test your ability to identify and eliminate targets!
Mat wrote: Link: Hot Girl Pulls Off Insane Golf Trick Shot [Rate Link] - Even on a tough shot like this, she gets the job done with one stroke.
Mat wrote: Link: Earth/Creation Brain Teaser [Rate Link] - Anyone who can answer this question gets to go to heaven.
Mat wrote: Link: 10 Little Known Nuggets About McDonald’s [Rate Link] - 69 years ago this month, MickyD`s opened and we`ve been clogging our arteries since. Here are 10 little known McD facts.
Mat wrote: It`s like Revelation...
Mat wrote: I`ve been looking for something like this, why haven`t I found it before ><
Mat wrote: Peoplemation`s great...
Mat wrote: Reminded me of Lemony Snicket...
Mat wrote: "84 hours spent on the Internet so far this year, by the average US adult."
What? That`s crazy, I couldn`t go with that little...
Mat wrote: So it`s basically like the Mafia "insurance"?
Mat wrote: Why the eye?
Mat wrote: #16
Mat wrote: <evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you`ll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
Mat wrote: (JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l?
(Lady Renegade) more than you want, I`m sure :)
(JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-)
(Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie
(JHawk111420) k, how old are ya?
(Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let`s pretend I`m 20 ;)
(JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like?
(Lady Renegade) before or after I`m dressed up?
(JHawk111420) both :-D
(Lady Renegade) well......after I`m dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops
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(JHawk111420) and before your dressed up?
(Lady Renegade) before I`m dressed up, I`m bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello ....
Mat wrote: Haha, this place is great...
Mat wrote: Haha, great! I`ve never played online and I still get it...
Mat wrote: Great game. Easy and fun. 412865
Mat wrote: Karate and flat butt is good...
Mat wrote: I want to see that film...
Mat wrote: 71 Crocodile was funny...
Mat wrote: Super Bad`s better...
Mat wrote: "What do these kids know about Super Mario Brothers? The only SMB they have ever known is maybe a nostalgic cartridge on the Super Nintendo"

Did you want Sunshine?