Draculya

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Draculya wrote:
I notice there were no humiliating "idiot sandwich" gags pulled on this episode.
Draculya wrote:
Gerry1of1 how do gay guys feel about TG/TS women? Is the lack of masculinity a problem, or is the historical possession of a penis sufficient?
Draculya wrote:
Holy mother of God, i hope that's not a disproportionately large dick hanging below that Duprasi Gerbil
Draculya wrote:
muert but smaller bacon takes smaller shits on your sofa.
Draculya wrote:
Asian girls
Draculya wrote:
Nazis? They're not even white. Clearly, they are redskins.
Draculya wrote:
I wouldn't mind aging slower, but I need to die no older than the normal age. Old farts locking up all the money hurts youngsters
Draculya wrote:
The most common look I've seen is just intense concentration and a fleeting pissed off look if I change rhythm or angle followed by relaxation. Anyone doing a When Harry Met Sally impression basically just wants me to finish soon.
Draculya wrote:
Not attractive. It's not knowing she was born with boy bits per se; she's just not attractive.
Draculya wrote:
Loser thought it was going to be all "Cocktails and Dreams", flaring and flirting, but as a former bartender I know it's 90% logistics, cleaning, washing, tables and pouring cheap crap.

Cocktails were designed to mask the flavour of bad alcohol. It's a waste of the good stuff. Whenever I order a cocktail I skip the premium ingredients and ask for generic/ house ingredients.
Draculya wrote:
Why stop at 3? 
Draculya wrote:
Reenactment? How about a do-over? Best of three?
Draculya wrote:
daegog you're from the alternate hard cheese sect?
Draculya wrote:
He makes more sense than your president and hasn't signed any destructive executive orders. I say nominate the spikey mofo.
Draculya wrote:
Unburdened by taste, he was able to give free reign to his creativity.
Draculya wrote:
I'd give up the info for free.
Draculya wrote:
I can explain all these questions with 2 answers:

1 Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity [incompetence].

2 He realised he could kill a whole bunch of people and just said "Fuck it, let's do it." Just being wealthy doesn't mean you're less likely to kill people. Sometimes it makes you feel too powerful and arrogant and detached from the plebs.
Draculya wrote:
Gerry1of1 one man one cup. Don't pretend you haven't seen it.
Draculya wrote:
bill_watson the younger one was 18 years and 2 months old at the time.
Draculya wrote:
He calls him "Mr President" to his face, but "fucking moron" behind his back.

In other news, Tillerson announced to the press that he physically checked himself to discover that he has not as yet been castrated by Trump.
Draculya wrote:
oobaka as an employer, I'd pay. Heck, make them compulsory!

Pills are cheaper than maternity leave.
Draculya wrote:
Next, they'll be awarding the Mutterehrenkreuz to every woman that produces a pure bred child.
Draculya wrote:
He's evil and his actions are deplorable. That notwithstanding, who's not just a little bit jealous?
Draculya wrote:
Make America Great Again, like during the Cuban missile crisis, when the world was sent to the brink of total nuclear annihilation, except this time without the skilled diplomats and leaders.
Draculya wrote:
My son visited his grandad in a Hong Kong private hospital and would have ordered the lobster thermidor off the menu, but he only wanted the claws so it'd have been taking the piss getting the insurance to pay for it.

I've seen public healthcare food here too and while there is less selection, it's not bad if you like Chinese food.