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member profile: zokeman

Male, 13-17
Eastern US

154 Posts

Member Since:
5/27/2007

Interests:	Video Games / Philosophy / Sports/fitness / Computers
Homepage:	(None)
Birthday:	5/28/1994 (18 Years Old)
IM Type:	(Decline to State) IM Name:
Occupation:	Student (Unemployed)
City:
State/Province:	North Carolina
Marital Status:	Single
Sexual Preference:	Straight
Religion:	Christian
Politics:	Conservative
Favorite Movie:	The Matrix
Favorite TV Show:	24
Favorite Book:	Liberty and Tyranny by Mark Levin
Favorite Song:	Better Than Me (Hinder), Infected (Bad Religion)
Favorite Food:	Sushi
Favorite Car:	Lamborghini Countach & Nissan Skyline

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we`d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It`s breathtaking - I suggest you try it.

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