I once created the best sandwich ever. Every time you took a bite it would turn into a different sandwich and never diminish in size. However with great power comes great responsibility. I was not ready for that much power and I almost paid the ultimate price, I was nearly assassinated by my creation. I had to hide the sandwich away deep within the bowels of the earth so that no other man may be tempted by the raw awesomeness of the sandwich, much like how Frodo had to hide the Ring from Sauron.