MAIER`S FIRST LAW:
If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.

GORDON`S FIRST LAW:
If a research project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doing well.

BARTH`S DISTINCTION:
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don`t.

SEGAL`S LAW:
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

BOREN`S FIRST LAW:
When in doubt, mumble.

NONRECIPROCAL LAWS OF EXPECTATIONS:
Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.