Dad Of The Year: It`s Dad In A Coloring Book [Pic]|
Get ready, pops--this is how it happens.
7/29/2012 6:00:35 AM
Hey America, Your Train Infrastructure SUCKS [Pic]|
[America has no comeback at the moment.]
11/17/2011 1:15:36 PM
Happy Birthday, Mom--I Love You [Pic]|
I bet mom wished for a fire extinguisher.
9/29/2011 9:26:44 AM
What Are The 3 Things You Want To Do... [Pic]|
The future is gonna be wicked awesome for this kid.
9/26/2011 6:06:14 PM
Why You So Nasty, Electricity? [Pic]|
Ugh, so demeaning to my lamp.
9/22/2011 11:23:46 AM
Elite Team Of 5 Assigned To Seek Truth On Obama|
Arizona sheriff assigned the Cold Case Posse to investigate the authenticity of Obama`s birth certificate. It continues.
9/20/2011 3:45:01 PM
Someone Spray Painted Graffiti Of My Penis [Pic]|
To scale. [NSFWish]
9/16/2011 8:37:43 AM
What Happens When Transvestites Die? [Pic]|
Not much--they pretty much stay the exact same way--they just look ghosty.
9/15/2011 2:28:08 PM
Don`t You Hate Couples In Love? [Pic]|
I`ve been single for years and have been fapping forever and she`s with this thing. Some people have all the luck.
8/31/2011 4:00:01 PM
Student Illustrates His Own Math Test [Pic]|
Hey teacher, if you don`t show the kitten in your dumb math problem, I`m going to take matters into my own hands.
8/31/2011 12:42:01 PM
Time To Wash My New Pair Of Jeans... [Pic]|
But where`s the tag that tells me how to properly clean them?
8/25/2011 8:04:04 AM
Hey I-A-B, What`s For Dinner? [Pic]|
I don`t have a lot of time today so I`m just gonna get a cheeseburger and a side of baby.
8/23/2011 3:25:14 PM
There Is Nothing Wrong With This Photo [Pic]|
8/23/2011 10:58:16 AM
Venn Diagram Of What Men Look For In Women [Pic]|
As a guy, yeah, I agree--this seems accurate.
8/17/2011 12:27:33 PM
Lady Gaga: New Music Video For `You And I`|
Her videos just keep getting weirder and weirder... I-A-B: Innovative or have you seen it all before?
8/16/2011 12:12:57 PM
This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 203 [Pic]|
The Louis C.K. edition.
8/15/2011 12:01:20 PM
Wallet Returned To Boy Who Posted Lost Sign [Pic]|
Charlie, what in the hell are you doing with a wallet stuffed with $300? [More on this story inside.]
8/9/2011 11:39:54 AM
Never Trust A Cute Chick... [Pic]|
Congratulations, kid: You just got your first lesson from the school of hard knocks.
8/8/2011 12:19:22 PM
The Mega Bass 2000: 2000 Watts Of Aural Thunder|
You didn`t need your ear drums anyway, did you?
8/8/2011 10:00:20 AM
Nobody Knows This Woman Is A Lesbian [Pic]|
And that`s really sad because I think, everyone should be able to express themselves without worrying about prejudice.
8/6/2011 10:08:21 AM
The 2nd Photo Of Anne Hathaway As Catwoman [Pic]|
ZOMG! Doubley boner-riffic!
8/5/2011 9:48:49 AM
The 1st Photo Of Anne Hathaway As Catwoman [Pic]|
8/5/2011 9:44:21 AM
The Progression Of 23 Popular Corporate Logos [Pic|
Wow, there`s some actual art in them thar corporate logos.
8/4/2011 4:28:23 PM
Hey I-A-B, What`s Your Summer Job? [Pic]|
Is it anything as death defying as this?
8/3/2011 3:38:09 PM
Get In Shape, Lose Weight With The Body Sox [Pic]|
No, this isn`t a fake, crazy exercise aid thought up by The Onion, this is a real thing.
8/1/2011 4:11:01 PM