I`m a spoiled Chicago North side brat (yes, I love the Cubs), born and raised in Houston gotdang Texas and have a bunch of tattoos. I`m obsessed with baseball, crappy beer and large men with beards. I don`t do religion or fish. I love my momma. Friends and family are my number one priority, and if you stand in the way of that, I`ll get some of the aforementioned large men with beards to give you a good talkin` to. I wanna be just like Fancy when I grow up.