Headline Of The Day: That`s Sexist--And Hot [Pic]|
I really wish I could read this entire article to see how this would be a good thing.
3/1/2012 1:05:20 PM
Hey, Your Fat Mom`s Chair Is Here [Pic]|
Sorry, it took a while--it was specially ordered just for her wide load.
3/1/2012 11:38:27 AM
Another Mug Shot, Another Ridiculous Haircut [Pic]|
Three words that explain this hairstyle: 1) Quindarious. 2) Gooch. 3) Marijuana.
2/29/2012 2:54:45 PM
What If Batman And Darth Vader Had Sex? [Pic]|
Assuming one of them magically had female genitalia, their kid would look exactly like this. Bad-ass!
2/27/2012 2:25:25 PM
Tattoo Of The Day? Make The Call I-A-B #11 [Pic]|
Think about it, I-A-B--maybe she had it spelled this way on purpose in some sort of dirty hipster sense of irony.
2/27/2012 9:24:35 AM
Just Driving Through The Dairy Section... [Pic]|
And not an F was given that day.
2/26/2012 12:32:41 PM
Kitty Ears Move By The User`s Brain Control|
Brain-controlled cat ears run on servo motors and ? Where do I get a pair?
2/23/2012 7:00:40 PM
National Enquirer Gets Whitney`s Last Photo [Pic]|
Looks like someone made a lot of money by sneaking into Whitney Houston`s funeral and snapping a photo of her body.
2/23/2012 6:41:00 AM
Daddy Didn`t Hug Me #209 [Pic]|
Ugh, this guy is just begging for any and everyone to pay attention to him.
2/21/2012 3:22:29 PM
Ladies Love New York Knicks` Jeremy Lin [Pic]|
As evident from the fan-made signs at Madison Square Garden this past Sunday.
2/20/2012 12:01:27 PM
Worst Tattoo Of The Day, #99 [Pic]|
What the hell does this mean? It`s like Egyptian hieroglyphs or something. What am I missing? Help, I-A-B!
2/18/2012 11:01:20 AM
KFC`s Colonel Sanders Returns [Pic]|
I wonder if this guy ever works the `I`m the Colonel, gimme a free bucket` angle.
2/16/2012 2:02:05 PM
Grocery Stores Cater To Lonely Women [Pic]|
Valentine`s Day can be a desperate downward spiral of shame.
2/15/2012 12:02:54 PM
The Ultimate Floaty Island Playground [Pic]|
I want to go to there.
2/14/2012 11:45:55 AM
Why Waste Money On Expensive Paint... [Pic]|
When you can just use coffee.
2/13/2012 3:18:17 PM
A Whole New World|
Is this a possible contender for the WTF of the Day? It has to be.
2/13/2012 2:54:06 PM
Patriots Lose Super Bowl With Hail Mary Pass [Pic]|
There`s only one thing to do with all that surplus merch.
2/6/2012 9:04:33 AM
Happy Caturday [Pic]|
It`s Caturday, no big deal.
2/4/2012 2:58:48 PM
The Most Water Skiers Pulled By One Boat [Pic]|
A new world record and it was done in Tasmania. If you can`t count them all, there are 145 skiers there. Old record: 114
2/1/2012 1:45:47 PM
Selected Slang Terms For The Vulva [Pic]|
A page from an actual doctors` periodical. They`re missing a few.
1/29/2012 12:30:48 PM
Mid-Morning Musicology: Yelle + Comme Un Enfant|
Come for the tune, stay for the freaky video.
1/29/2012 8:55:43 AM
This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 270 [Pic]|
A glitch in Springfield`s Matrix?
1/27/2012 8:50:41 AM
A Found Greeting Card On The Sidewalk... [Pic]|
`With love, from Meaty Bone.`
1/26/2012 3:56:36 PM
Girl Dresses Up In A Furry Cat Costume [Pic]|
OK, I understand she likes cats, but what`s that under her tail and why did she have to get so realistic about things?
1/26/2012 3:17:20 PM
21 Facts Evolutionists Can`t Answer [Pic]|
That noise you hear is thousands of people facepalming themselves at once...
1/24/2012 9:09:05 AM