The 44 Best Tweets Of 2012|
How are any of my tweets not on the list? I need to step up my game in 2013.
12/18/2012 3:36:41 PM
This Is Why Public Transportation Still Sucks [Pic|
Not sure if this person is gutsy and dumb or just dumb.
12/18/2012 1:22:20 PM
Installing An Elevator In A Skyscraper [Pic]|
Actually, that`s just not any skyscraper, that`s the new World Trade Center in NYC. Must be an easier way to install it.
12/18/2012 1:12:48 PM
The Gentleman`s Trunk [Pic]|
Or boot, as you might say in England. Either side of the pond, this is classy.
12/18/2012 1:07:14 PM
10 More Photos Of Somewhat Awkward Randomness|
It`s almost 12-21-2012, I-A-B... end of the world, according to the Mayans. Get your tinfoil hats out.
12/18/2012 12:52:45 PM
Tony Hawk: Fun Dad Or Dangerous Dad? [Pic]|
He`s already secured a spot as Dad Of 2012 a couple months ago. You make the call, I-A-B.
12/18/2012 12:21:34 PM
Instagram Now Has The Right To Sell Your Pics|
You had a good run, Instagram.
12/18/2012 12:21:07 PM
No Soliciting Of Any Kind [Pic]|
Except for you, Carlos--you`re OK.
12/18/2012 12:09:26 PM
Man Beats Step Climber At Gym With Simple Hack|
Everyday is upper body day.
12/18/2012 11:37:00 AM
The Vikings-Packers Rivalry Lives On [Pic]|
If you step into Green Bay`s house in Minnesota colors, you`re lucky if this is the worst you get.
12/18/2012 9:38:18 AM
She Dropped Out Of High School This Morning [Pic]|
Well that escalated quickly.
12/18/2012 9:26:11 AM
If You Get Your Dad A Necktie For Xmas... [Pic]|
...make sure it`s an awesome tie like this one.
12/18/2012 9:21:11 AM
Hungry, Eager Puppy Is Hungry And Eager [Pic]|
Not to mention adorable.
12/17/2012 9:04:05 PM
Merry Christmas From The Troops [Pic]|
Interesting uniforms the military is going with these days.
12/17/2012 8:59:13 PM
29 Random Facts You Probably Dont Know|
Outer space smells like steak? All the more reason to inhabit the moon ASAP.
12/17/2012 8:30:00 PM
Another Questionable Tattoo Of The Day [Pic]|
The workmanship is there, but do you really want the illusion of your innards exposed? not exactly `sexy time` material.
12/17/2012 7:42:51 PM
Are You Upset About The Recent Child Deaths? [Pic]|
If not, you should be.
12/17/2012 6:21:56 PM
Just In Case You`re Not Sure If You`re High [Pic]|
Because I guess in theory, you might be so wasted, you don`t even know you`re high... I guess.
12/17/2012 5:56:43 PM
What`s Up With The Scarf, Lenny Kravitz? [Pic]|
Dear Lenny, you`re trying waaaay too hard.
12/17/2012 5:44:29 PM
Does McDonald`s Proper Have A Case To Sue? [Pic]|
Answer? No. Same reason as McDowell`s in Eddie Murphy`s Coming To America... it`s different.
12/17/2012 5:43:02 PM
XXX-mas Gingerbread Man Cookies [Pic]|
Sexually frustrated mom works her lust out with her baking. Safe for work unless you`re a gingerbread man.
12/17/2012 3:58:42 PM
Now This Is Avant Garde Fashion [Pic]|
To scale... or pretty close.
12/17/2012 3:47:50 PM
Baby Is Already So Far Ahead Of The Curve [Pic]|
And in about 20 years, you`ll be working for him.
12/17/2012 3:44:47 PM
18 Cool And Helpful Life Hacks [Pics]|
12/17/2012 3:40:03 PM
Don`t Mess With Riley`s Girlfriend [Pic]|
He`s the jealous kind.
12/17/2012 3:08:58 PM