You Know How You Know He`s Not Jewish [Pic]|
He`s not circumcised... and his hair.
12/12/2012 1:34:56 PM
Daddy Didn`t Hug Me #267 [Pic]|
They told me I could become anything, so I became... [Your witty one-liner here].
12/12/2012 1:27:51 PM
Fun Fact: Santa Clause Was Originally Black [Pic]|
Same with Jesus--black.
12/12/2012 1:20:56 PM
More Of Your Basic Rights Are Being Taken [Pic+]|
Public buses across the country are quietly adding microphones to record passenger conversations. Good? Bad? Scary?
12/12/2012 1:00:53 PM
Meanwhile At The Simpsons Gift Shop [Pic]|
Nice touch, Groening.
12/12/2012 12:28:26 PM
This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 479 [Pic]|
Pot now officially legal... as if it wasn`t obvious.
12/12/2012 12:17:26 PM
When the end of the world happens (December 21, 2012), the only thing that`ll be left are the roaches and Nokia phones.
12/12/2012 11:50:28 AM
Donald Duck: Forever Alone [Pic]|
Yeah, that`s what he gets for never wearing pants.
12/12/2012 11:36:25 AM
Who Wore It Better? Kim Kardashian Or... [Pic]|
The winner`s obvious.
12/12/2012 7:25:13 AM
Thank The Lord For Twitter And Camera Phones [Pic]|
Yep, this photo will haunt this kid forever.
12/12/2012 7:23:05 AM
Midnite Musicology: Ravi Shankar & George Harrison|
Shankar, sitar virtuoso who brought Indian music to the West, mentored Beatles, died at 92 in La Jolla, CA tonight. RIP.
12/11/2012 9:27:50 PM
You Can Attract More Bees With Honey... [Pic]|
And apparently, you can attract more boys with vadge cream.
12/11/2012 7:29:27 PM
Obama Just Has That Effect On People [Pic]|
12/11/2012 7:27:10 PM
Finals Week At School All Week [Pic]|
Don`t bother me, I`m in task mode.
12/11/2012 7:00:01 PM
Japan Figured Out How To Improve Wrestling [Pic]|
So much more interesting looking than American wrestling.
12/11/2012 2:42:28 PM
Always Roll Your Car Windows Up At Night [Pic]|
You get one warning.
12/11/2012 2:39:46 PM
Lunchtime At The Lion`s Den [Pic]|
Is that a human arm? Pretty sure it`s not, but sorta looks like it.
12/11/2012 2:19:22 PM
Park Statues Getting Much Creepier [Pic]|
Almost looks like something Tim Burton might come up with.
12/11/2012 2:14:47 PM
LEGO: The Battle Of Helm`s Deep|
Stop-motion awesomeness! Must watch if you`re a LEGO aficionado (or you just really like full-scale battles.
12/11/2012 2:02:43 PM
Web Designers Will Love This Coffee Mug [Pic]|
Everyone else... not so much.
12/11/2012 1:43:40 PM
Have A Very Skyrim Christmas [Pic]|
Religious or atheist, I think we can all agree that this is the greatest tribute to the holiday we`ll see all year.
12/11/2012 1:38:04 PM
Woman Bit By Christmas Reindeer [Pic]|
No presents for you!
12/11/2012 1:21:47 PM
The Christmas Show Off On The Block [Pic]|
There`s always one overachiever in every neighborhood.
12/11/2012 12:39:44 PM
Daddy Didn`t Hug Me #269 [Pic]|
It`s rare we get to see a rebel in the early stages of dad`s disappointment. You won`t even recognize her in a year.
12/11/2012 12:35:27 PM
Mary Never Could Convince Joseph [Pic]|
12/11/2012 12:34:35 PM