If you can achieve just 1/100 of his happiness in your lifetime, consider it a success.
1/5/2010 12:06:11 PM
10 More Random Semi-NSFW Pics Off Fancy`s C: Drive|
Borderline NSFW for the obvious reasons, but just barely. Just make sure your boss isn`t around is all we`re saying...
1/4/2010 12:06:18 PM
Mom, I`d Like You To Meet My New Girlfriend [Gif]|
Her name is Martha, but feel free to call her Forky.
1/4/2010 12:04:32 PM
The Decade (2000 - 2009) In Pictures/Icons [Pic]|
You wouldn`t think you could encapsulate the last 10 years in pictures and icons, but you can--fairly accurately.
1/4/2010 12:02:48 PM
Puerto Vallarta, Bitches! [Pic]|
You can take Chad out of the gangbanging, but you can`t take the gangbanging out of Chad--even on vacation.
1/4/2010 12:00:57 PM
How Do You Know 2010 Will Be Great? [Pic]|
Because this is how you spent the last few minutes of 2009. Trust us, 2010 can only be better.
1/4/2010 9:06:57 AM
Good News: You Got Tickets To The Super Bowl [Pic]|
The bad news: this is where you`ll be sitting...
1/4/2010 9:04:09 AM
World`s Most Sarcastic No Smoking Sign [Pic]|
This sign just categorically ruined my Saturday night.
1/4/2010 9:02:00 AM
Daddy Didn`t Hug Me #131 [Pic]|
Between the Frankenbrow, the bad bleach job on his Eminem hair and the gold hoop earrings, we don`t blame Daddy...
1/4/2010 9:00:19 AM
Hey China, What`s For Lunch Today? [Pic]|
1/4/2010 7:06:25 AM
Meet Chad, Zimbabwe`s Latest Millionaire [Pic]|
Net worth in American currency? $14.43.
1/4/2010 7:04:11 AM
Internet Speeds and Costs Around The World [Pic]|
Once again, Japan dominates.
1/4/2010 7:02:03 AM
You Know It`s A Classy Wedding Reception... [Pic]|
When your mom has enough sense to wear her `acceptable` bondage outfit.
1/4/2010 7:00:26 AM
A Trekie, A Wiccan & Elvis Walk Into A Church [Pic|
1/3/2010 1:06:45 PM
Teacher Allows 1 Page Of Notes For Chem Test [Pic]|
I think this kid is going to pass this exam.
1/3/2010 1:04:04 PM
Let`s Hope He`s Not A Gynecologist [Pic]|
Because you know what he`d say in the middle of every exam.
1/3/2010 1:02:55 PM
The New Age Of Texting And Compliments [Pic]|
Texting leaves so much up to interpretation... unless your text comes from a jackass.
1/3/2010 1:02:01 PM
The Marks Of A Disgruntled Copy Editor [Pic]|
What are the odds that the guy who was in charge of editing this article was dumped by the girl in the photo?
1/3/2010 1:00:54 PM
More Adventures In Pirating Wi-Fi Networks [Pic]|
At least you know with Andy`s network connection, it`s not going to have any porn restrictions.
1/3/2010 1:00:09 PM
George Orwell`s Rolling Over In His Grave [Pic]|
And he`s also laughing at us and calling us jackasses.
1/3/2010 10:06:15 AM
Burgerville Will Guilt You Into Eating Better [Pic|
But they wait until they`ve given you your receipt.
1/3/2010 10:04:24 AM
Next Time You Make A Peanut Butter Sandwich [Pic]|
Take a good, hard, long look at the ingredients of said peanut butter.
1/3/2010 10:02:07 AM
Lynzee Stauss Needed College After All [Pic]|
But would you really expect anything less from someone named `Lynzee?`
1/3/2010 10:02:00 AM
Wolverine Claws Confiscated At UK Airport [Pic]|
We have no idea why airport officials would do that.
1/3/2010 10:00:24 AM
Parents Are Finally Getting Social Media [Pic]|
Even they realize that MySpace is for losers.
1/3/2010 10:00:00 AM