Your Moist Towelette Is Retarded [Pic]|
No soap or water, eh?
8/1/2010 4:00:12 PM
Make Tons Of Money By Doing Nothing [Pic]|
All you need is this handmade sign and a big enough box to hold all the money people are going to give you.
8/1/2010 12:04:50 PM
Yahoo Answers!: Dumb Twilight Question #8 [Pic]|
Ask a dumb Twilight-related question, get a dumb Twilight-related answer...
8/1/2010 12:03:42 PM
Why You So Racist, U.S. Passport Dept? [Pic]|
That`s just not right...
8/1/2010 10:04:21 AM
Lisa Simpson To Marry TODAY! [Pic]|
Although invitations when out in 1995?
8/1/2010 10:03:55 AM
Deep Sea Fishing With Dad On Summer Holiday [Pic]|
8/1/2010 10:02:17 AM
Technically, This Sign Is Correct [Pic]|
Sure, it`s sorta disgusting when you think about it, but it`s true...
7/31/2010 5:02:18 PM
Eat Like A Fat American Yankee Pig... [Pic]|
...without the guilt.
7/31/2010 5:01:16 PM
Beating Your Wife Vs. Failing At Sleep [Pic]|
Which is worse?
7/31/2010 5:00:06 PM
Bad Taste In Advertising: Still Too Soon [Pic]|
English translation: ``The towers are a thing of the past.``
7/31/2010 3:03:00 PM
Fairly Tales Are Getting Pointlessly Violent [Pic]|
Does anyone else remember the story of Snow White being this masochistic? It`s like a scene from Pulp Fiction.
7/31/2010 3:02:09 PM
The Least Fun Massage Parlor In Town [Pic]|
Take it from us: Don`t go to this Vietnamese massage parlor unless you really want to be disappointed. And frustrated.
7/31/2010 3:01:18 PM
Like Mother, Like Daughter [Pic]|
Well, you can`t say Mommy never hugged her daughter...
7/31/2010 12:04:35 PM
I See Goatsee Everywhere! [Pic]|
7/31/2010 12:03:14 PM
The Jerks At Apple`s Genius Bar: Smug Dicks [Pic|
Always read the fine print--it`s where all the passive-aggressive Apple nerds hide their insults.
7/31/2010 12:01:07 PM
Easily The Best Costume At Comic-Con Of 2010 [Pic]|
It`s been a week, but now we can make the official call--this costume is our favorite of this year`s Comic-con.
7/31/2010 8:04:23 AM
Screwdriver Set Has Many Uses? [Pic]|
Woah, wait--who`s using it for that!?
7/31/2010 8:03:24 AM
The Most Glorious Night Of Sleep Ever [Pic]|
Who else doesn`t want to wake up every morning like this?
7/31/2010 8:01:59 AM
Nike`s New Shoe Campaign, Really [Pic]|
When did Sir Mix-a-Lot start working for Nike?
7/31/2010 6:04:35 AM
Smart Bird Tattoo Placement [Pic]|
If you`re going to get a full-scale tattoo on your body, might as well utilize everything you have.
7/31/2010 6:03:57 AM
The Most Meta Pizza Ever Made [Pic]|
Yo Dawg, we heard you like pizza...
7/31/2010 6:01:51 AM
What Moms Think About Their Sons & Daughters [Pic]|
Let`s just say girls get way more leeway than guys do.
7/30/2010 6:04:26 PM
What I Did On My Summer Vacation So Far [Pic]|
Sex education is going to make so much more sense next semester.
7/30/2010 6:03:35 PM
Scotland Has Lots To Learn About Marketing [Pic]|
7/30/2010 6:01:30 PM
Who`d You Rather Be: Air Jordan Or Gates? [Pic]|
Once again, it comes down to the jocks and the nerds.
7/30/2010 4:04:46 PM