Literal Play-By-Play Commentary At The Ball Game|
How great would baseball (easily the most boring sport known to mankind) if it was always announced like this?
7/11/2010 10:04:13 AM
Wanna End The War In Iraq Right Now? [Pic]|
Put your grandmother in charge of the anti-war protests now--that`ll shut everyone up.
7/11/2010 10:03:04 AM
How To Trick People Into Thinking You`re Hot|
All you ugly people will want to take notes on this helpful tutorial.
7/11/2010 10:02:39 AM
The 25 Worst Traitors in Sports History|
The question isn`t, `Will LeBron James be on this list?` but rather, `Where will LeBron RANK on this list?`
7/11/2010 10:00:05 AM
The Trouble With Online Affection [Pic]|
It just doesn`t translate so well...
7/11/2010 8:06:43 AM
The Baldness/Engagement Maths [Pic]|
I-A-B, this will make much more sense to you as you get older and remain single (and lose your hair, guys).
7/11/2010 8:03:13 AM
Where Are The Wild Things? The Subway [Pic]|
My parents would never be so cool as to get in full costume for me like this. Wait, those are his parents, right?
7/11/2010 8:01:56 AM
Just Another Day At I-A-B Laboratories [Pic]|
`Pardon me, Mr. Fancylad... the results are in: your personal prophylactics have passed the watermelon test.`
7/10/2010 4:35:46 PM
New Developments In Beer Koozies? [Pic]|
These things are going to be a hit during Christmas.
7/10/2010 4:33:49 PM
Reverse Psychology For Murderers [Pic]|
When all else fails and you`re fairly sure you`re about to die a grizzly death, go with reverse psychology--why not?
7/10/2010 4:31:20 PM
Best Newspaper Headline Yet! [Pic]|
Now that the imminent demise of print news is just around the corner, newspaper editors are getting desperately creative
7/10/2010 2:06:36 PM
Pervy Childs` Toy Design Flaw [Pic]|
We`re not saying that that thing`s a little on the peeny side, but um... what`s it`s function?
7/10/2010 2:05:59 PM
Who Voices What Characters On The Simpsons? [Pic]|
Damn Hank Azaria, we hope you get paid by the character.
7/10/2010 11:36:17 AM
10 More Random Semi-NSFW Pics Off Fancy`s C: Drive|
For a hair weave? Get your crap together, Kadeisha!
7/10/2010 11:35:23 AM
World`s Largest Skateboard Disaster |
7/10/2010 11:34:51 AM
Smile, I-A-B [Pic]|
Admit it, you ALL smiled.
7/10/2010 11:33:53 AM
This Is Why Japanese Animation Is The Best [Pic]|
Forget Pixar. Forget Dreamworks--forget all other animation. It`s work like this that makes Japanese anime king.
7/10/2010 11:31:30 AM
How To Write A Passive-Aggressive Note [Pic]|
I know what I`m writing to the girl who keeps reheating Indian food at work, come Monday morning.
7/10/2010 9:36:17 AM
Facebook Douchebag Courtesy Lesson By Nicole [Pic]|
Nicole must be a blast at parties, right?
7/10/2010 9:35:54 AM
As You Know, LeBron James Left The Cavs [Pic]|
What you might not know is LeBron`s ex-boss Dan Gilbert wrote him a fantastic F-U letter. Here it is, all CAPS are Dans.
7/10/2010 9:33:17 AM
Never Go To The Beach With Parents [Pic]|
Trust us one this one... [NSFWish]
7/10/2010 9:31:23 AM
Hayden Panettiere Champagne Facial|
You`re welcome, I-A-B. [Safe for work, sorry.]
7/10/2010 9:30:10 AM
Supporting Our Troops With Low Low Prices [Pic]|
Hey, it gets lonely in those fox holes. Heh, holes.
7/9/2010 3:04:52 PM
How Tall Are You? (Or Who, Whatever) [Pic]|
What celebutard are you as tall as? Who are you taller than? A centimeter to inches converter is linked inside/below...
7/9/2010 3:03:20 PM
23 Seconds Of Fierceness|
Work it, gurl.
7/9/2010 3:02:48 PM