Eat Like A Fat American Yankee Pig... [Pic]|
...without the guilt.
7/31/2010 5:01:16 PM
Beating Your Wife Vs. Failing At Sleep [Pic]|
Which is worse?
7/31/2010 5:00:06 PM
Bad Taste In Advertising: Still Too Soon [Pic]|
English translation: ``The towers are a thing of the past.``
7/31/2010 3:03:00 PM
Fairly Tales Are Getting Pointlessly Violent [Pic]|
Does anyone else remember the story of Snow White being this masochistic? It`s like a scene from Pulp Fiction.
7/31/2010 3:02:09 PM
The Least Fun Massage Parlor In Town [Pic]|
Take it from us: Don`t go to this Vietnamese massage parlor unless you really want to be disappointed. And frustrated.
7/31/2010 3:01:18 PM
Like Mother, Like Daughter [Pic]|
Well, you can`t say Mommy never hugged her daughter...
7/31/2010 12:04:35 PM
I See Goatsee Everywhere! [Pic]|
7/31/2010 12:03:14 PM
The Jerks At Apple`s Genius Bar: Smug Dicks [Pic|
Always read the fine print--it`s where all the passive-aggressive Apple nerds hide their insults.
7/31/2010 12:01:07 PM
Easily The Best Costume At Comic-Con Of 2010 [Pic]|
It`s been a week, but now we can make the official call--this costume is our favorite of this year`s Comic-con.
7/31/2010 8:04:23 AM
Screwdriver Set Has Many Uses? [Pic]|
Woah, wait--who`s using it for that!?
7/31/2010 8:03:24 AM
The Most Glorious Night Of Sleep Ever [Pic]|
Who else doesn`t want to wake up every morning like this?
7/31/2010 8:01:59 AM
Nike`s New Shoe Campaign, Really [Pic]|
When did Sir Mix-a-Lot start working for Nike?
7/31/2010 6:04:35 AM
Smart Bird Tattoo Placement [Pic]|
If you`re going to get a full-scale tattoo on your body, might as well utilize everything you have.
7/31/2010 6:03:57 AM
The Most Meta Pizza Ever Made [Pic]|
Yo Dawg, we heard you like pizza...
7/31/2010 6:01:51 AM
What Moms Think About Their Sons & Daughters [Pic]|
Let`s just say girls get way more leeway than guys do.
7/30/2010 6:04:26 PM
What I Did On My Summer Vacation So Far [Pic]|
Sex education is going to make so much more sense next semester.
7/30/2010 6:03:35 PM
Scotland Has Lots To Learn About Marketing [Pic]|
7/30/2010 6:01:30 PM
Who`d You Rather Be: Air Jordan Or Gates? [Pic]|
Once again, it comes down to the jocks and the nerds.
7/30/2010 4:04:46 PM
Sports Editor Has Obvious Lesbian Fantasies [Pic]|
You can not tell us that this photo and its accompanying headline was a mistake...
7/30/2010 4:03:45 PM
Look Out, Japan--Korea`s Getting Creepy Too [Pic]|
And they`re starting with their statues.
7/30/2010 4:01:34 PM
10 More Random Semi-NSFW Pics Off Fancy`s C: Drive|
Raise your hand if photo number #10 is your greatest dream come true...
7/30/2010 2:04:06 PM
Facebook: John Jackson Shares To Much On It [Pic]|
So does his wife, Janine.
7/30/2010 2:03:18 PM
I-A-B Life Lesson #32: The Elevator Hack [Pic]|
In a hurry and can`t wait for all those stops in the elevator you`re in? Just hack into its system, just takes 2 fingers
7/30/2010 12:04:29 PM
Another Craigslist Love Abuse Connection [Pic]|
This is either going to be one passionate and highly charged sexy-time relationship, or... it`s a trap. NSFWy language.
7/30/2010 12:03:10 PM
Pray You Never Get This Error Message [Pic]|
Computer software is getting smarter... and more smart-assy.
7/30/2010 12:01:10 PM