Gays Apologize For Killing Amy Koch`s Marriage|
While cheating on her husband with a campaign staffer, Amy was busy trying to end same-sex marriage. The gays apologize.
12/22/2011 3:08:37 PM
How to Use a Condom... Almost|
Aproximately 45% of all condom users don`t do what when they put on a condom?
12/22/2011 12:30:17 PM
It`s Masanubo From Tokyo: World`s Best Fapper|
I-A-B, meet your new god. Slightly NSFW, but still pretty clean... and awesome.
12/22/2011 11:15:13 AM
Same-Sex Couple Share First Navy Homecoming Kiss|
12/22/2011 8:48:26 AM
My Drunk Kitchen, Holiday: Gingerbread?|
Christmas is about making the most out of what you`ve got. That`s what Rabbi GingerHead taught Hannah.
12/21/2011 12:32:29 PM
Cat Soothing Crying Baby To Sleep|
I think we can all agree on the fact that this is the Awww of the Day.
12/21/2011 11:02:04 AM
Sarah Palin Says There`s Still Time To Run In 2012|
Sarah Palin for President in 2012? She`s thinking about it.
12/20/2011 8:00:16 PM
FedEx Delivery Guy Busted Throwing Fragile Package|
This delivery guy to be fired in 3... 2... 1...
12/20/2011 12:40:51 PM
The Onion Interviews Pop Star K`Ronnika|
The Onion nails it again... this time, the horrible singers like Ke$ha, Katy Perry, and the rest of them.
12/20/2011 12:20:40 PM
A Day In The Life Of The Modern Woman|
An exclusive look into the life of an independent, working woman.
12/20/2011 11:40:42 AM
Hosts Of Dutch TV Show Eat Each Others Flesh|
A doctor cut off bits of their flesh, it was fried up, and then they both ate it on TV. Must be ratings week.
12/20/2011 11:20:02 AM
Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling|
And Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes. Happy drunken Christmas, everyone.
12/20/2011 10:45:06 AM
Your Six Christmas Movies|
Fast forward to the presents.
12/19/2011 8:00:36 PM
Florida Teens Destroy A Bunch Of Local Stores|
WalMart, bookshops, Toys R Us, grocery stores, and so much more. Can`t want to write up their arrests--Internet justice!
12/19/2011 4:36:05 PM
The New OFFICIAL Dark Knight Movie Trailer Is Here|
Finally, an official non-bootleg Dark Knight trailer that the self-righteous Batman fans can enjoy. Pretty sweet, too.
12/19/2011 2:05:55 PM
Suspicious Cat Not So Nimble On His Paws|
Wait for Mr. Whisker`s comeuppance at the :29 second mark.
12/19/2011 9:44:49 AM
The Dark Knight Rises Full Trailer|
If you`re one of those that have a problem with bootlegs, keep moving...
12/18/2011 10:51:29 AM
This Is Why Libraries Are A Dying Institution [Pic|
I wonder if one of the books used in the crime was ``Everybody Poops.``
12/17/2011 11:43:05 AM
Why I Love Uncircumcised Penis|
12/17/2011 8:55:58 AM
NY High-School Students Suspended For `Tebow-ing`|
Who I`m more disappointed in? The teens who Tebowed (I know they were taking the piss), or the school administrators?
12/16/2011 10:32:45 AM
Christopher Hitchens - Religion Is Insanity|
Christopher Hitchens died yesterday. If you don`t know who he is--here`s one of his more popular speeches.
12/16/2011 6:39:38 AM
The Iraq War Is Ovah!|
Almost 9 years, $1 Trillion spent, 4,486 American military deaths, 32,226 seriously wounded. At least it`s over now.
12/15/2011 3:11:36 PM
Zeitgeist 2011: Year In Review|
It`s 2011 in review according to Google (which basically dictates how we live anyway).
12/15/2011 2:59:26 PM
BBC`s Steve Jobs Documentary: Billion Dollar Hippy|
This new doc debuted on the BBC last night--they put it up today. How nice of them.
12/15/2011 2:48:56 PM
High School Jocks Make Out With Their Parents...|
IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY. It was a prank during a pep rally. Blindfold the jocks and have them kiss away...
12/15/2011 1:15:56 PM