Rewards Of Being A Dad, Totally Not Worth It [Pic]|
This is legally grounds for putting `em up for adoption.
5/1/2012 10:13:52 AM
Kate Upton Demonstrates The Cat Daddy Dance|
You`re welcome, I-A-B.
5/1/2012 10:01:33 AM
Octomom Will Now Be Making A Porn Video [Pic+]|
Now that she`s officially morally and financially bankrupt, Octomom is doing what she said she`s NEVER do--make a porno.
5/1/2012 9:15:32 AM
And This Is Why Japan Continuously Kicks Ass [Pic]|
These ladies are getting ready for a Japanese Parliament session with exact teacup assembly. Everyone else = Slobs.
5/1/2012 8:51:42 AM
Mariah Carey Owns Biggest Camel Toe Ever [Pic]|
So THIS is what happens when you have twins?
5/1/2012 8:44:48 AM
Kids` Tool Set Targets Specific Demographic [Pic]|
Ouch--this is a joke by a bitter graphic designer, right?
5/1/2012 8:25:32 AM
Grandmas Watch The Infamous Kardashian Sex Tape|
So has any I-A-Ber ever seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape? Ray J urinates on her, right? She`s famous for getting peed on
5/1/2012 8:15:48 AM
Hey I-A-B, Free Massages--Only One Catch... [Pic]|
5/1/2012 7:25:53 AM
The Wide World Of Religion [Pic]|
And how they break down by the beliefs and numbers. A handy reference guide next time there`s an I-A-B religion debate.
5/1/2012 7:17:25 AM
Lavarn Harvell Knocks Out Tony Pietrantonio [Pic]|
A mere 31 seconds into the third round this past Saturday in Atlantic City, this devastating KO took place.
5/1/2012 6:36:24 AM
Another Facebook Timeline Cover Photo Mod [Pic]|
4/30/2012 1:03:05 PM
The Top 10 Secondary Family Guy Characters |
Of course the `You Got AIDS` Barbershop Quartet guys made the list, but not as high on the list as you`d think.
4/30/2012 1:00:06 PM
Q: What`s Better Than Beer? [Pic]|
A: Found beer!
4/30/2012 12:03:02 PM
Mid-Day Musicology: Lil Jug + Let`s Kill The Hater|
Nice tits, kid.
4/30/2012 12:00:00 PM
Sweet! Your Mom`s Pantyliners Are In Stock [Pic]|
She can`t help it if she has a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.
4/30/2012 11:04:51 AM
One 1 Hand, These Kids Are Taking Precautions [Pic|
...on the other hand, what the f*ck!!?!
4/30/2012 10:39:22 AM
I`m Just Completely Baffled By This Tattoo [Pic]|
Who else would it be for if not Satan?
4/30/2012 10:02:39 AM
Jimmy Fallon`s SNL Audition From 1998ish|
I`m no comedian and I know I`d tank if I had to audition for Lorne Michaels, but THIS got Fallon the SNL gig? Weaksauce!
4/30/2012 10:00:08 AM
Do Not F*ck With The Swedish Police [Pic]|
Sweden may be somewhat passive, but when you dick with the cop cars, the cop cars will take you down to Chinatown.
4/30/2012 7:22:39 AM
Da Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batstache! [Pic]|
I`d never adopt this facial hair, but I sort of admire this guy`s Bat look.
4/30/2012 7:13:31 AM
Kimmel Hosts The White House Correspondents Dinner|
Here`s Jimmy`s full opening roast at the 2012 White House Correspondents` Dinner. Who would`ve though Kimmel?
4/29/2012 2:40:08 PM
The Dark Knight`s Birthday|
4/29/2012 8:20:21 AM
And that is how goatees are made.
4/29/2012 7:20:33 AM
Midnight Musicology + Nicki Minaj - Starships|
Not even a hot pink bikini can save this mess.
4/27/2012 11:59:59 PM
Daddy Didn`t Hug Me #345 [Pic]|
Although he does use my lower lip as an ashtray so it all works out now.
4/27/2012 5:52:15 PM