Rapists, Beware: How To Avoid Being Raped [Pic+]|
This instructional video teaches you how to fight against your rapist. Or just show him this clip--he`ll laugh to death.
5/2/2012 6:00:29 PM
Ashton Kutcher Offends Again, Now With Racism|
Ashton Kutcher joins a dating service and unwittingly offends everyone with his stereotypical mockery of Indians.
5/2/2012 5:02:22 PM
Ke$ha Poses For Cover Of V Magazine [4 Pics]|
Chris Evans, Captain America, achieves--says sorry.
5/2/2012 4:26:10 PM
How We All Read Facebook`s New Timeline [Pic]|
YOU`RE MAKING SOMETHING WHICH SHOULD BE VERY EASY VERY COMPLICATED, ZUCKERBERG!
5/2/2012 4:01:48 PM
Why You So Racist, Sea Of Love? [Pic]|
In 1994, Samuel L. Jackson was in the Al Pacino movie Sea of Love. This is how much they thought of Jackson`s character.
5/2/2012 1:34:37 PM
Excite Your Boyfriend With Sexy New Panties [Pic]|
Well, they`re supposed to be sexy...
5/2/2012 1:19:12 PM
Make Your Own Japanese Cheeseburger|
The process is going to take time, but this package will give you everything you need to make a full fast food meal.
5/2/2012 1:00:27 PM
Sometimes Vadar Used The Force For Necessity [Pic]|
The two-ply is strong with this one.
5/2/2012 12:43:12 PM
Eventually, Every Woman`s Worst Nightmare [Pic]|
It`s like a suburban scarlet letter.
5/2/2012 12:17:26 PM
How To Excuse Yourself In 6 Languages [Pic]|
*Sigh* It`s true.
5/2/2012 11:05:49 AM
Happy National Masturbation Month, I-A-B [Pic]|
Other countries, feel free to participate as well.
5/2/2012 10:06:36 AM
The Ultimate Ping Pong No-Look Forehand [Pic]|
5/2/2012 9:39:22 AM
This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 320 [Pic]|
I think the newscaster`s face speaks for everyone`s reaction to this story...
5/2/2012 9:20:43 AM
UC San Diego Student Arrested, Drank Own Urine|
Daniel Chong was abandoned in a DEA cell for 5 days after the apartment he was in was raided for drugs on 4/20. Harsh!
5/2/2012 8:24:57 AM
Woman Gets 20 Years For Standing Her Ground|
A Florida woman faces prison after firing a warning shot to scare off an abusive husband. Didn`t even try to shoot him!
5/2/2012 8:15:28 AM
50 Behind The Scenes Pics Of Lord Of The Rings|
It`s still amazing how little green screens Peter Jackson used in the trilogy. Also, Frodo Baggins looks totes stoned.
5/2/2012 7:45:35 AM
Preacher Tells Parents: Punch Gay Acting Children|
Pastor Sean Harris of N. Carolina wants you to beat your kid if they show signs of homosexuality. Listen to the sermon.
5/2/2012 6:35:59 AM
The Greatest Lead Singer Ever? Possibly [Pic]|
My lameness is showing--does anyone know what band this is? This has to be the best showman ever.
5/1/2012 2:02:32 PM
Are Those Space Shorts? [Pic]|
Because your ass is out of this world!
5/1/2012 1:01:19 PM
The Wolverine Reboot Might Be Pretty Good [Pic]|
This is the kid that`ll be staring as the young Logan during his formative high school years.
5/1/2012 12:02:48 PM
This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 319 [Pic]|
I am bored... of dead babies.
5/1/2012 12:00:42 PM
Forrest Shields Is A Total Buzzkill [Pic]|
If one Forrest Shields ever tries to add you as a friend on Facebook, just deny.
5/1/2012 11:02:18 AM
Rewards Of Being A Dad, Totally Not Worth It [Pic]|
This is legally grounds for putting `em up for adoption.
5/1/2012 10:13:52 AM
Kate Upton Demonstrates The Cat Daddy Dance|
You`re welcome, I-A-B.
5/1/2012 10:01:33 AM
Octomom Will Now Be Making A Porn Video [Pic+]|
Now that she`s officially morally and financially bankrupt, Octomom is doing what she said she`s NEVER do--make a porno.
5/1/2012 9:15:32 AM