I`ve Fallen (In) And I Can`t Get Up!|
5/24/2012 1:30:38 PM
Still The Worst Profession In The World [Pic]|
We`ve seen this job before--and it`s still as horrible as when we first saw it.
5/24/2012 1:18:49 PM
All Aboard The Conspiracy Van! [Pic]|
Wait... is this guy claiming that Stephen King killed John Lennon?
5/24/2012 1:16:06 PM
The Difference Between Men And Women [Pic]|
5/24/2012 11:35:32 AM
Crush: The Game [Win An iPad--Really]|
Feeling pressure? Avoid the crush! Play now for a chance to win an iPad. Free iPad? Not too shabby, eh?
5/24/2012 11:34:01 AM
Gentleman Molester Gives Fair Warnings [Pic]|
Can`t say you weren`t warned.
5/24/2012 11:09:48 AM
2 New Dark Knight Rises TV Commercials!|
Pants will be jizzed in soon.
5/24/2012 11:00:03 AM
Worst Smuggling Assignment Ever [Pic]|
There`s a pecker joke in here somewhere...
5/24/2012 10:01:42 AM
Gay Naval Man Arrives Home On The USS Carl Vinson|
Welcome home, sailor.
5/24/2012 10:00:59 AM
Wrestling: Not Homoerotic [Pic]|
Nope, not homoerotic at all.
5/24/2012 9:23:29 AM
How To Advertise To Men And Women [Pic]|
Only one flaw: How would a mermaid climb a ladder?
5/24/2012 9:09:05 AM
Even More Famous Faces In Their Film Debuts|
I`m fairly sure L. Ron Hubbard would not have approved of Tommy`s cut-off Daisy Duke jean short pants.
5/24/2012 9:02:22 AM
Oh My God, Where Is This Drug Store? [Pic]|
Does such a place even exist?
5/24/2012 8:37:55 AM
Anne Hathaway Makes Cover Of Empire Magazine [Pic]|
Catwoman! That`ll do.
5/24/2012 8:30:07 AM
Bill Clinton: Still Our Greatest POTUS [Pic+]|
Here he is, just hanging with porn stars last night in Monaco at a Monte Carlo casino. No big deal.
5/24/2012 7:59:17 AM
Cops Say In-Car Cams Are Being Used Against Them|
I know one way they can still be recorded without worrying about the video being used against them...
5/24/2012 7:55:46 AM
I-A-B Book Club Reading Pick Of The Week #39 [Pic]|
When I`m old, I imagine this is this phrase I`ll be screaming out in public to young ladies.
5/24/2012 7:26:57 AM
Jack Andraka: Gordon E. Moore Award Winner|
Nerd is awarded $75,000 for his development of a new method to detect pancreatic cancer. He`ll eventually be our new god
5/24/2012 7:16:18 AM
Beyonce Has The Power Of The Matrix [Pic]|
That or her spine collapses like a monocular--either way, she`s limber.
5/24/2012 6:59:58 AM
Free Pizza If You Place Your Order In Spanish|
Great deal right? FREE F*CKING PIZZA! Except that some tongue-cluckers are upset over the pro-Hispanic promotion angle.
5/24/2012 6:56:59 AM
Kid Tebows At Graduation, Diploma Denied [Pic+]|
While on stage getting his diploma, Chuck Shriner Tebowed. Now his high school is denying him his diploma as punishment.
5/24/2012 6:40:58 AM
More Kitteh9Lives Love For Her Saturdays [Pic]|
I just wanna thank Kitteh9Lives once again for her Saturday efforts. It allows me one day of normalcy. Viva Kitteh9Lives
5/23/2012 5:46:00 PM
America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic]|
Oh he may be thin right now with his teenage metabolism, but wait until the Gorditas start doing their job in their 30s.
5/23/2012 5:10:52 PM
The Last Pool Party Chad Was Invited To [Pic]|
You never cease to disappoint us, Chad.
5/23/2012 3:36:18 PM
The Human Arm And Its Functions [Pic]|
5/23/2012 3:31:27 PM