Don`t Worry Everyone, Dairy Is Secure [Pic]|
That`s some good security work there, Lou...
5/9/2012 3:01:58 PM
Ask a Grown Man: Jon Hamm|
`Everybody farts...` and more wisdom from Mad Men superstar, Jon Hamm.
5/9/2012 3:00:25 PM
Neil DeGrasse Tyson Still Pissed At NASA [Pic]|
...and he`s not letting up on making them look like dumb asses for it.
5/9/2012 2:33:38 PM
The Day Miley Cyrus Experienced A Poltergeist [Pic|
It`s a real phenomenon, people!
5/9/2012 2:32:52 PM
You Just Don`t Get It, Do You?|
A sweet movie montage of you just not getting it.
5/9/2012 2:00:08 PM
This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 236 [Pic]|
My new band name: The Cocaine Tampons!
5/9/2012 1:16:26 PM
How Is This Movie Not On My NetFlix List? [Pic]|
I wonder if it`s any sort of prequel to Good Burger...
5/9/2012 1:04:33 PM
Wonder Where The Internet Begins And Ends? [Pic]|
Right here. I always thought there`d be murals of cats though.
5/9/2012 1:02:56 PM
Updates Facebook Status To In Relationship [Pic]|
Funny thing is, he can probably petition the courts to get married, too.
5/9/2012 1:02:09 PM
The Adam `MCA` Yauch Tributes Continue... [Pic]|
Today, at an airport somewhere in Washington. Good job, Washington. Still bummed.
5/9/2012 1:01:25 PM
Look Who`s Finally Taken A Stance On Gay Marriage|
He`s been in politics since what--1997? Only took 15 years to make a decision--not bad.
5/9/2012 12:31:03 PM
Meanwhile At The Russian Toilet Paper Store [Pic]|
It`s still in high demand, people!
5/9/2012 12:14:43 PM
What You Might Call A Bad Day At The Office [Pic]|
Spear fisherman edition. [How`s that for a repost recovery?]
5/9/2012 12:11:42 PM
The Classic Abusive Relationship Love Letter [Pic]|
Call me a buttinsky, but I think Tubby and Jackass might benefit from therapy.
5/9/2012 12:06:53 PM
I Won`t Let My Girl Bring A Black Man Home [Pic]|
Close there, dad--very close.
5/9/2012 12:02:15 PM
The True Facts About Bottled Water [Pic]|
Ever wonder why bottled water has a slight hint of saline? Well now you know.
5/9/2012 11:31:59 AM
Tom Gabel of Against Me! Is Now Transgender [Pics]|
Gabel now lives as a woman after having gender dysphoria for years. She plans on staying married and playing music.
5/9/2012 10:47:05 AM
High School Seniors, Time For Yearbook Quotes [Pic|
Can`t think of anything good? You never go wrong with Tupac.
5/9/2012 10:27:29 AM
101 Reasons To Be Abstinent [Pic]|
Reason #18 is just going to lead to me fapping all day long--are the list writers OK with that?
5/9/2012 10:07:38 AM
34 Behind-The-Scenes Pics Of Indiana Jones Films|
Oh Short Round--so cute--what`s become of you, little scamp? And George Lucas, you had a neck! Bonus: No Shia LaBeouf.
5/9/2012 10:05:27 AM
Where Are You Two Going On Vacation, Bro? [Pic]|
Two tickets to Friend Zone!
5/9/2012 9:34:11 AM
Atheists Are To Blame For The World`s Crime [Pic]|
To all atheists in America: Get off our country!
5/9/2012 9:23:18 AM
I Love The Taste Of Coconut... [Pic]|
The difficult part is getting `em open.
5/9/2012 9:21:13 AM
Obama Had A Pre-Excuse If Bin Laden Raid Failed|
According to former US attorney Michael Mukasey, if Obama screwed up the assassination, an excuse was already drawn up.
5/9/2012 9:06:03 AM
It`s Igor Vovkovinskiy: America`s Tallest Man [Pic|
Just for scale, here he is standing next to the Minnesota Grizzlies` Nikola Pekovic who is 6 foot 11 inches. Igor`s 7-8!
5/9/2012 8:42:15 AM