Cops: They`re Dummies Just Like Us [Pic]|
Kidding, no they`re not--please don`t hunt me down and give me another BS ticket.
5/31/2012 1:50:49 PM
Happy Birthday, Dummy [Pic]|
From one dummy to another.
5/31/2012 1:44:09 PM
The Telltale Sign That Summer Is Nigh [Pic]|
You know summer is only a few weeks away when every two-bit website throws this 5-year-old photo on the front page.
5/31/2012 1:31:40 PM
Pilates Finally Jumps The Shark, Too Trendy [Pic]|
Just strengthening my core, no big whoop.
5/31/2012 11:48:07 AM
The American Dream In Graphs And Sh*t [Pic]|
Lower your expectations, kiddos.
5/31/2012 11:47:09 AM
Another Thing To Blame On Obama [Pic]|
Availability of Jobs now lower than ever. Damn you, Barry!
5/31/2012 11:21:03 AM
How Do You Make Soccer Interesting? [Pic]|
Masturbation branding--lots of it.
5/31/2012 11:01:44 AM
Rebecca Black Donating `Friday` Proceeds To Japan|
Take that, you goddamn hater.
5/31/2012 11:00:16 AM
Hi Yourself, Madonna! [Pic]|
You`ll outlive us all!
5/31/2012 10:13:57 AM
More Inspirational Concert Crowd Surfing [Pic]|
Long live rock and roll! \m/
5/31/2012 10:09:54 AM
Rainbow Bus Club Meet Up: Open To All [Pic]|
5/31/2012 10:01:12 AM
Maybe The `80s Were Better Than Today [Pic]|
Try doing this with an iPod Nano.
5/31/2012 9:44:27 AM
Finally, A Teacher With A Sense Of Humor [Pic]|
Literature teacher, no less.
5/31/2012 9:37:28 AM
My Boyfriend, My Best Friend [Pic]|
He ain`t heavy, he`s my boyfriend.
5/31/2012 9:33:45 AM
Just Doubling His Chances On Prom Night [Pic]|
Laugh if you must, but guess who got laid--probably twice--on prom night (him) and guess who didn`t (you).
5/31/2012 8:40:21 AM
Putin To Boycott London 2012 Olympics [Pic+]|
Hunky Vladimir Putin is snubbing 2012 Summer Olympics in London due to England`s policies. Vlad still fine in doing so.
5/31/2012 8:30:01 AM
Call Me An Optimist... [Pic]|
...but I think this is going to be the best amateur porn ever produced. [Safe for work]
5/31/2012 7:18:54 AM
JCPenney Use Real Same-Sex Couple In Adverts [Pic+|
Pretty progressive for the normally conservative department store. JCP moves ahead in the mall races.
5/31/2012 7:10:13 AM
Belfast Anti-Drug Campaign Highly Effective [Pic]|
The bit about poo did it for me.
5/31/2012 6:50:52 AM
Hi, I`m Carl Sagen... [Pic]|
If you don`t think science geeks can be bad ass, Sagan proves otherwise.
5/31/2012 6:36:50 AM
Rough Neighborhood [Pic]|
He`s been out there for hours!
5/30/2012 6:00:59 PM
Overhead Indoor Water Bottle Lighting [3 Pics]|
Always amazed at this `invention`--does it really work this well? It`s like a 100 watt bulb.
5/30/2012 5:49:59 PM
Please Let Them Be Best Friends [Pic]|
I don`t know them, but they seem cooler than anyone I know already...
5/30/2012 3:02:00 PM
Eat My Shorts, Nerds... [Pic]|
Here, like this... lemme show you...
5/30/2012 3:01:07 PM
This Is How Japan Promotes Its Horror Films [Pic]|
I swear I`d lose my poo in my pants if I pulled up behind this truck.
5/30/2012 1:31:02 PM