Greatest Bridal Party Ever [Pic]|
Imagine the bachelorette party was like.
6/1/2012 4:01:13 PM
The Awww Of The Day: Costumed Siblings [Pic]|
Don`t even wait for Halloween, just wear these costumes now.
6/1/2012 2:38:17 PM
Excuse Me, Dr. Pervy, You`re Needed In O.R. [Pic]|
I tease him, but I secretly covet his boobie wrangling skills.
6/1/2012 1:59:54 PM
Yo Dawg, We Heard You Like Pizza... [Pic]|
So we... Ah hell, you know what we did.
6/1/2012 1:55:51 PM
Yahoo Answers!: What Happened During WW2? [Pic]|
That about sums it up--thanks, Ernest.
6/1/2012 1:42:58 PM
Mid-Day Musicology: Lennon and Maisy Stella|
Yeah, I know, it`s a Jason Mraz cover, but these girls make the song (I Won`t Give Up) adorable.
6/1/2012 1:39:39 PM
The Result Of 28 Years Of Direct Sun Exposure [Pic|
This 69-year-old man was a truck driver for 28 years. He was hit by direct sunlight on the left side of his face.
6/1/2012 1:22:30 PM
New Study Shows People Smell Different By Age [Pic|
Yep, as we get older, we give off different scents. Guess what age range smells best. Also, I call BOGUS!
6/1/2012 11:51:56 AM
Steve Nash`s Hips Don`t Lie [Pic]|
Anyone else slightly aroused? No? Just me? Forget it, I was kidding.
6/1/2012 11:44:15 AM
Denis Leary Is Tweeting What We`re Thinking [Pic]|
And I`d be right there with him, shotgun in that time machine.
6/1/2012 9:02:23 AM
Tightest Parallel Parking Guinness Record Broken|
Yep, it was achieved by a MINI Cooper.
6/1/2012 9:00:42 AM
More Summer Hazzards: Croc Sunburn [Pic]|
Serves you right for wearing Crocs as an adult.
6/1/2012 7:44:09 AM
Care For A Massage, I-A-B? [Pic]|
Soon, audio-animatronic technology--soon.
6/1/2012 7:14:20 AM
Groupon Has A Bit To Learn About Biology [Pic]|
This is why people don`t trust you, Groupon!
5/31/2012 4:08:53 PM
1 Single Mom, 4 Fatherless Kids... [Pic]|
And one bog old perv in the making.
5/31/2012 2:58:24 PM
Texas Judge Throws Honor Student In Jail [Pic+]|
Alternate title: Local Judge Is Shortsighted, A Total Jackass. 2nd alternate title: Texas Judge Acts Like Typical Texan.
5/31/2012 2:10:01 PM
Cops: They`re Dummies Just Like Us [Pic]|
Kidding, no they`re not--please don`t hunt me down and give me another BS ticket.
5/31/2012 1:50:49 PM
Happy Birthday, Dummy [Pic]|
From one dummy to another.
5/31/2012 1:44:09 PM
The Telltale Sign That Summer Is Nigh [Pic]|
You know summer is only a few weeks away when every two-bit website throws this 5-year-old photo on the front page.
5/31/2012 1:31:40 PM
Pilates Finally Jumps The Shark, Too Trendy [Pic]|
Just strengthening my core, no big whoop.
5/31/2012 11:48:07 AM
The American Dream In Graphs And Sh*t [Pic]|
Lower your expectations, kiddos.
5/31/2012 11:47:09 AM
Another Thing To Blame On Obama [Pic]|
Availability of Jobs now lower than ever. Damn you, Barry!
5/31/2012 11:21:03 AM
How Do You Make Soccer Interesting? [Pic]|
Masturbation branding--lots of it.
5/31/2012 11:01:44 AM
Rebecca Black Donating `Friday` Proceeds To Japan|
Take that, you goddamn hater.
5/31/2012 11:00:16 AM
Hi Yourself, Madonna! [Pic]|
You`ll outlive us all!
5/31/2012 10:13:57 AM