Raquel, Annie & Catherine Have Big Plans [Pic]|
The few, the proud, the Nickleback ticket holders...
6/16/2012 4:36:32 PM
Doc Talk: The Ring|
Is `the ring` going to make things as boring as the second movie? Do you even know what `the ring` is, I-A-B?
6/16/2012 4:08:18 PM
The Awww Of The Day: Asian Baby! [Pic]|
Hang in there, baby!
6/16/2012 2:17:51 PM
Candle Scents Are Getting Really Specific [Pic]|
Mmmm, smells like brisket.
6/16/2012 2:14:17 PM
Born To Be Whatever The Opposite Of Wild Is [Pic]|
No time to talk, I`m on my way to church!
6/16/2012 9:46:20 AM
Why Do People Hate Veggie Alternatives? [Pic]|
Because it tastes like it looks: Like poop with corn kernels in it.
6/16/2012 8:54:09 AM
My Soul Is Dark And Bitter... [Pic]|
...like the chocolate in this cookie.
6/16/2012 7:51:45 AM
Kid`s Speech On Marriage Equality Banned|
Ultimately, New York fifth-grader Kameron Slade didn`t give the speech, but here it is in full. The details are linked.
6/16/2012 7:43:48 AM
You Can Have Your Douchey Hummer Limo [Pic]|
I`ll take this old 1950s Volkswagen to the prom every time.
6/15/2012 3:45:44 PM
Justin Bieber Fans Might Be Dumbest Fans Ever [Pic|
Your honor, I give you Exhibit A in the case of Angry Justin Bieber Fans vs. The Rest of the World...
6/15/2012 2:20:46 PM
Lingerie Football League`s Full-Scale Brawl [Pic+]|
These girls legitimately play, and they can fight like heavyweights, too. It`s like an MMA match 10 secs. into the game.
6/15/2012 2:00:14 PM
Happy Father`s Day, I-A-B [Pic]|
May dad spare your life when he buzzes your entire family into small little pieces.
6/15/2012 1:50:23 PM
I Got My Mind On My Money... [Pic]|
...and my money on my mind.
6/15/2012 1:40:20 PM
This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 358 [Pic]|
They make `em big in Texas.
6/15/2012 1:35:09 PM
Old Man Takes Stairs Like A Bad-Ass On Wheels|
You know the bro with the camera was just waiting for the old man to eat sh*t.
6/15/2012 11:03:36 AM
Albert Einstein And Friend [Pic]|
And I shall call him... Mini Me.
6/15/2012 11:01:18 AM
Obama Just Passed The DREAM Act On His Own|
What does that mean? Basically illegals who came to the US as kids can`t be deported and can apply for a US residency.
6/15/2012 11:00:01 AM
Midget Graffiti Artist Finally Arrested [Pic]|
How awesome would it be if THIS was Banksy.
6/15/2012 8:30:20 AM
The Most Recent Photo Of Primetimekin`s Mom [Pic]|
Spotted in her natural habitat.
6/14/2012 6:39:03 PM
Douchebags, Meet Your New Leader #2 [Pic]|
Pretty sure that`s a Florida licence plate, too.
6/14/2012 5:13:25 PM
Dad Cheaps Out, Doesn`t Get An Air Generator [Pic]|
Still attempts to make sure your Moonbounce Jumper thing is inflated for your birthday party.
6/14/2012 3:06:55 PM
Blow Jobs: The Video|
You saw the photos last month--you know, the pics of people getting air blown in their faces? Here`s the video of them.
6/14/2012 3:00:43 PM
This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 357 [Pic]|
Explain yourself, Sal Rizzo.
6/14/2012 2:37:58 PM
Yet One More Overly Attached Girlfriend [Pic]|
It`s funny because we`ve all dated her once...
6/14/2012 2:12:09 PM
10 Survivalist Uses For A Tampon With Photos|
Because the zombie apocalypse is gonna happen anytime soon now, everyone should carry a tampon with them at all times.
6/14/2012 2:00:35 PM